Disclaimer: Nope! Don't own! Also I forgot it last chapter, so yeah. I didn't own it then, either.

Hey guys! I am sorry about this chapter not being longer, but…due to complications, it can't be. Chapters 14 and on will be longer though due to popular demand. And…guess what! Back in February, I had my birthday. I turned…13. Yes, that's right. I was 12. Now I'm 13. . Guess I have to update my bio.

"So…according to this strange note which was obviously not written by Colette, Lloyd is locked in the tallest tower in Ozette?"

They all looked at the paper, which had "Colette Brunel" all over it, with a little doodle of chibi-Colette, a note in red ink that said "I Heart Lloyd Irving" and that was signed, "Not from Colette."

"I guess," said Kratos, shrugging.

"Wait a minute. Ozette doesn't have any towers."

Another paper flew by. Yuan grabbed it. "YES IT DOES," said the note. "…now," it finished.

"This is strange!" mused Yuan. "Why would some fiend knock down the towers in Ozette?"

"THERE WERE NEVER ANY TOWERS!" screamed Kvar and Magnius.

"The Two Towers, my preciousssss," hissed Forcystus.

"SHUT UP!"

"Hi my name is Bobby and I'm selling" sniff sniff "Fag Scout Cookies!"

The random boy, who had last appeared in chapter 9, pulled out a tissue and began to blow his nose very loudly. Everyone fell silent and looked on in a kind of transfixed horror. When Bobby finally stopped, Yuan looked down at him and asked in a New York gang accent…

"Wanna sammich, kid?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" wailed Bobby and ran away.

"That was strange," muttered Kvar.

"How true," said Magnius weakly. "Fag Scout cookies? Sounds like those Girl Scout Cookie things."

"Those are awesome!" declared Kratos.

"Yeah, I like Girl Scout Cookies…"

"Oh, wait a minute. We're looking for Lloyd."

"That's right! And…and…AND…"

"What is it, Yuan!"

Yuan got a funny look on his face. "I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" he shrieked and dashed into the nearest building. A few moments later, it blew up and Yuan screamed, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BATHROOM IS FOR STAFF ONLY!"

Kratos sighed. "Yuan, try the next building."

Zelos grinned. "Keep this up and his kidneys will explode, and he'll die an awful death!"

"Ouch," said everyone else.

"No kidding! Anyway, let's look for Lloyd."

Magnius nodded his agreement. "He may be stupid but…"

Kratos's head got all huge-ified again. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY SON!" he yelled. The yell was so loud it shattered everyone's bones within a 50-foot radius.

"…Ow," said Kvar calmly.

"Fear my barrels of DOOM!" yelled Zelos, who randomly began chasing an old lady with a golf cart.

"What's that?" everyone chorused. Then they realized its danger as Zelos ran over the lady with it.

"OH MY LORD NO! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!...or something like that," said a random guy.

"Yep," agreed two children playing hopscotch. Then a tree fell on them.

"Gasp!" gasped Yuan, who had come back from the bathroom. "A tree fell on those children!"

"NO, REALLY," said Kratos, his head still gigantic and the flames still crackling behind him.

"How do you think I feel? I broke every bone in my body!"

"NO YOU DIDN'T! I DID!" said Kratos proudly.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," said Kvar. "Who cares!"

"I DO," said Kratos. Then his head went back to being normal. "Maybe we should help the old lady."

While the golf cart was an extremely slow vehicle (we ALL know that), the old lady, who was actually about 70,000 years old, could run no faster than an amoeba. So of course Zelos was catching up.

"Stop, fiend!" rang a heavenly voice, and Pronyma appeared.

Everyone freaked out. "YOU HAD THAT HEAVENLY VOICE!" everyone screamed.

"Of course," said Pronyma, sniggering madly. "I am an opera singer."

"Somehow, it all makes sense now!" declared Yuan, who then said he had to use the bathroom again. He ran off whimpering.

"That silly Yuan," said everyone in a strange "Leave It To Beaver"-esque tone.

Yuan's voice rang out in the distance, "I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too!" and a child could be heard screaming.

"Perhaps we had better actually start looking now," said Kratos.

Sorry again. But the next chapter continues the adventures of Genis and Rodyle! I can hear you cheering! Until next time! Bye!