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"So, before we fight, um, Yuan?"

"Yeah?"

"Basically, this completely pointless plot twist is all your fault?" Kvar gestured rudely.

"Uh, yeah."

"Well, then, screw you! You can fight her alone!"

"B-but…"

"Do not fear! I shall not abandon you!" Magnius yelled proudly.

"Um…thanks?"

"You are welcome!"

Pronyma had been staring coldly at them all this while, and she finally had to laugh maniacally to get their attention. "PUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"No, no, NO! You're going about it all wrong. It's either 'bwahahahahahahaha' or 'mwahahahahahahaha.' You can't use that one. It's retarded."

Yuan sighed. "Like you aren't, Magnius?"

There was complete and utter silence before everyone burst into laughter, except for Magnius of course. He didn't really appreciate people calling him a retard.

Magnius burst into tears. "WHYYYYYYYYY DO YOU HATE ME SO?" he wailed.

"I don't know. Maybe it's because your hair is so stupid," said Pronyma, shrugging. "Or maybe it's your voice."

Magnius sobbed harder. "I have a beautiful voice."

"No you don't!"

Everyone froze.

There, coming toward them, was the one person they never wanted to see again.

Coming toward them was the one person who they KNEW could defeat them.

Coming toward them was…Botta.

"Botta!" exclaimed Yuan.

Everyone else screamed in agony.

"DON'T SAY HIS NAME!" they all screamed. Zelos was rolling around on the floor, clutching his ears. He was whimpering something about how his kitten was falling into a fluffy marshmallow cloud that was floating in the sky and sliding down the rainbow bridge to the cotton candy ground, mewing happily all the way.

Everyone regarded Zelos critically. There was another moment of silence.

Then Yuan said, "What the hell was that?"

Zelos stood, bright red, and threw barrels at them all.

In the confusion, Pronyma laughed and ran away, carrying a sammich.

Yuan yelled, "NO!" and chased after her, and dramatic music started to play from nowhere. Yuan crashed through several walls made of solid rock and steel, squished some homeless guy's stack of stolen pancakes, trampled his own mother, and stopped to pat a bunny! Then his chase resumed, but Pronyma had escaped.

Yuan dropped to his knees and sad piano music replaced the dramatic music. He stared into the distance in disbelief. He whispered in a tortured voice, "That bunny…he was so fluffy…I love that bunny…UM! I mean…the…sammich…"

Kvar patted him on the shoulder. "Yeah. Whatever, dude."

"You don't know what it's like to lose your beloved sammich!"

"Of course. I'm not in love with a sammich."

"Oh, it's only a Platonic relationship."

Having disclosed this rather disturbing information, Yuan sat staring into the distance again. Finally, he said, "That's it!"

"What's it?" asked Magnius frightfully.

"I'm gonna hurt her feelings."

Everyone gasped.

A Genis (and Presea) Moment

"Genis. Do you have the fish that smells of your mother's old socks?"

"Yes…do YOU have the all-new special edition badger cage now featuring a water bottle and actual edible stamp?"

"…No…not the stamp anyway…"

"Aha! Those fiends are trying to foil our plot!" The warlords laughed maniacally while Rodyle was arguing with himself on whether to tell them that he had been the one who had eaten the stamp or not.

Looking at them, he decided he didn't want to.

"Rodyle! Fetch me another of these badger cages. With the stamp. Now."

"Yes, ma'am," he said, bowing to Presea.

"And get me a latte," said Genis.

"You're too young for a freakin' latte," said Raine.

"Oh, but Raine, please?"

"No."

"How about if he gets you one too?"

"Well, in that case, it's fine. I hate you."

"But…" Genis' eyes got really, really huge and sparkly. "I…I don't hate you, big sister Raine…" He started to sob. "Why don't you love me?" he wailed.

"Crap," muttered Raine. "RODYLE! GET THE LATTES AND THE GODDAMN CAGE OR I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!" she screamed.

"Yes ma'am!" he said again hurriedly and ran off.

"Fool," said all three of the remaining people at the same time.

A Colette Moment

"Drat. My plan failed to kidnap my beloved Lloyd." She started to pace. "I will never get him at this rate."

"My dear, my dear, do you need…help…in the situation?" said a rather cold voice from nowhere.

"W-who are you?"

And out from the darkness stepped Kratos.

Or was it Kratos? He didn't look right. Something about his body figure…

"Oh my God, Kratos, you're a girl!" shrieked Colette. "This is just so many kinds of wrong!"

The female Kratos rolled her eyes. "No, you stupid girl, we are the ones who made you all insane."

Colette blinked. "Uh?"

"Oh never mind you stupid girl. The point is, if you need assistance in capturing this Lloyd, I will help you."

"What's the catch?"

"Uh…I steal your soul and live on in your body forever?"

"Sure, why not?" Colette's eyes glowed red. "Now then, female Kratos, I have just come up with a plan…it goes like this." She started bouncing up and down. "You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about! You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself around, and that's what it's all about!"

Kratos' female double was left twitching in the dirt.

"So let's get to work!"

Several hours of the Hokey-Pokey later, Kratos' double was thoroughly exhausted. "What is WRONG with you! That's no plan! That's a dumbass dance!"

Colette's eyes glowed red. "I call upon the Winged Hammers of the Apocalypse!" she yelled.

Rumor has it that the village was destroyed and the birds flying on the winged wings of death flocked there for centuries, but this all happened last week, so God knows that can't be true. Or maybe it is…who knows?

At any rate, they devised a plan for Lloyd involving a strip of bacon, a television set and Dora the Explorer.

How sad.

Back with the Gang

"So, here we are at Pronyma's house." Yuan stood in front of an old tin shack rotting in the wilderness.

"Um…if you knew all along where she lived, why didn't you just take the sammich—"

"Now then for my plan!"

Magnius stared. "What an idiot he is. Pip pip."

Kvar's eye twitched. "I keep forgetting you're British."

That's all your fault, you moron!

"Who said that!" exclaimed Yuan.

'Tis I, the disembodied voice.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" wailed Zelos. "I thought I had gotten rid of you for good after I killed you!"

You never killed me, you retarded bisexual.

"Shut up!"

Make me, girly man.

Yuan yelled, "Will you all be quiet! Time to execute the plan!" He pulled something out of his various pockets hidden in that spiffy cape.

"Um," said everybody.

Yuan rang the doorbell and dropped the something on her front porch. "Run!"

Everybody ran.

Pronyma opened the door and screamed.

There was a pile of flaming dog shit on her porch.

Sorry it took so long. I had no ideas, and I've recently been not playing TOS. I guarantee that I will finish this and the sequel and the side fic though. I am also going to be starting a new fic soon (a Fullmetal Alchemist one at that), so my time will be divided between the two of them. Sorry this one is shorter. I have high school stress (I'm just starting this school year, I got out on the 21st). So if you could please review and lift my spirits it would be greatly appreciated. Hell, you can even flame me! I don't care. Flames are welcome, remember. See ya! Toni out!