Authors Note:
Anastacia wrote this chapter, I just tweaked around with it a little! Haha, well enjoy and thanks for everyone who has began reading the story and have reviewed.
Chapter four: Aw crap
I woke up in the morning to find my mom sitting on the edge of my bed grinning like an idiot.
"You kissed him, didn't you? You so did!" My mom screamed. She started squealing and pulled me into a hug.
"Maybe." I told her, looking down blushing brightly.
"Hey Nessie, I think you should get dressed and go downstairs. Jacob is down there… alone, with your father.
"Aw shit, mom! You would actually leave him down there alone?" I shouted as I flew down the stairs.
"Watch your language Renesmee!" She shouted at me laughing.
Jacob POV:
'Don't think about kissing Renesmee. Don't think about kissing her.' I chanted in my head.
"What. The. Hell." I heard Edward say. Oops, I guess I was too close.
Edward wrenched open the door, nostrils flaring. "Get. Inside. Now." He growled. I obliged. I should have known that this would have happened sometime or another.
"Jacob. You have got to be SHITTING me. You kissed my FIVE year old daughter? You bastard!" He shouted at me, looking like he wanted to beat the living crap out of me.
"Um, Edward, if It's any conciliation your daughter looks like she is around 20." I told him laughing nervously. "She only looks like she is about 5 years younger than me. "
"Jacob. You do know I hate you right?" Edward questioned me.
"Um, I had a pretty good feeling." I told him slowly backing up towards the door.
"Dad." I heard Renesmee say from on top of the stairs. "Aw daddy, please don't kill Jacob." She begged him.
"Isabella Cullen, get your daughter out of here now!" Edward shouted. Wow. He never called Bella by her real name. He really was pissed. Like, extremely pissed. Bella showed up at the top of the staircase and shooed her daughter back into her room.
"Really Edward. Don't kill Jacob." She told him laughing. Laughing. And to think, I used to love that lady!
"Jacob, I let you imprint on my daughter. I don't kill you. I let you inside my house. I don't kill you. I let you take her out on a date. I don't kill you. And how do you repay me? BY SUCKING HER FACE!" He screamed at me.
"I did not suck her face! We just kissed for a second!" I yelled back. "Or a few minutes." I whispered. Edward looked like he wanted to rip my head off. Crap. Forgot the bloodsucker can hear for a couple miles.
"Oh hell no Jacob." He whispered. Edward lunched at my face, and I screamed and ran out like a little girl. Right now, I had no doubt he could and would kill me. I morphed into my wolf form. It didn't stop Edward to continue to lunge at me.
I saw Renesmee and Bella come through the door.
"Edward honey, let's not kill Jacob today, hmm?" She said laughing again. Renesmee ran out and cupped her father's face.
"Dad! Listen to me! Calm down, and don't hurt my Jacob!" She screamed. Edward seemed to calm down at her touch. ' My Jacob'. I could get used to the sound of that. I morphed back into my human form and Bella through a pair of pants at me. The spare pair I always kept here. I put them on before Renesmee noticed.
I walked over to Renesmee and intertwined my fingers with hers. I placed a kiss on her cheek.
"Watch yourself dog." He growled. "Sure Edward." I replied laughing. Yeah right.
Haha, did you like it? I thought it was funny.