Hey it's Swift again!
These are 2 stories, in the second the narrator is suppose to be me.
Anyway, the first one is for geeks only, so if you don't know what Linux is, don't bother.
Anyway, lets get on with it...
Butler killed Artemis.
Yep, shot him.
On the day Artemis got his new shirt. It had the Windows logo on it.
It was irony that Butler was wearing a shirt with Tux, the Linux penguin on it.
Moral of the story: LINUX PWNS!
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Once I tried to steal Artemis' stuff from his safe (AKA His dirty mags. Yup, that's where they are) and he was ruder than I expected and said "Smithers, release the hounds"
Now I can't scratch my arm because of this GODDAMN CAST!