Songs that played while I was writing:
None, but I did listen to California Girls (in my head) haha
Disclaimer: Total Drama is not mine. Ask Teletoon.
PS:
1. I imagined both Courtney and Heather, and Alejandro and Justin fighting over singing parts so yeah... they interrupt each other a lot haha.
2. This is not really a fic, rather a song parody sang by various characters of Total Drama.
3. And I know Canada isn't THAT cold haha. but it makes it funny(:
4. This is the result of a bored Saturday morning.
Canadian Girls
A Total Drama Oneshot
Alejandro: Greetings loved ones, let's take a journey...
Courtney: I know a place, where the snow is really whiter-
Heather: Cold, clammy, crazy...
Eva: There must be something in the water.
Izzy: Sippin' Tim Hortons!
Courtney: Laying underneath the heater, undone-
Heather: The boys break their necks, try'na to creep a little sneak peak-
Harold: Boobies!
Heather: Ugh!
Courtney: You could travel the world, but nothing comes close to the icy coast...
Izzy: Once you party with us!
Sierra: You'll be falling in love...
Ezekiel: Eeeeeh eh eeeeeh
All girls: Canadian girls, we're unforgettable. Thermal pants, coats on top. Untanned skin- So cold, you'll freeze your popsicle...
Noah: Mooooommy mom mooooomy!
All girls: Canadian girls, we're undeniable. Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it on ice! True North represent, put your frozen hands up!
Cody: Eeeeeh eh Gwen's hot!
Heather: Sex? Not at all.
Courtney: It's much too cooold.
Sierra: Cody's cute!
Izzy: Noah thinks so, too!
Eva: This NoCo thing is getting old!
Courtney: You could travel the world, but nothing comes close to the icy coast!
Izzy: Once you party with us,
Sierra: You'll be falling in love...
Trent: (walking in) I-I don't know what's going on
All girls: Canadian girls, we're unforgettable. Thermal pants, coats on top. Untanned skin- So cold, you'll freeze your popsicle!
Owen: My-y-y kiiiwis!
All girls: Canadian girls, we're undeniable. Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it on ice. True North represent, put your frozen hands up!
DJ: Wheeeeere did Bunny go?
Alejandro: Perfect pale, fit and ready. Turn on the heater, it's getting heavy. Cold cold icy coast, these are the girls I love the most. I mean the ones, I mean like she's the one. Kiss her, touch her, squeeze her-
Noah: (looking at Izzy) The girl's loony, she drives a Zamboni-
Alejandro: (pushing Noah to the side) The men on the ice, I'm-
Justin: Okay, I won't play, I love the bait-
Noah: (dusting off) Just like I'd love to kick your A!
Izzy: Ooh, fun!
Owen: Yeah go, Noah!
Noah: Whatev.
Bridgette: Come on boys, hanging out?
Harold: I wish something was hanging out- but no bikinis, tankinis, just martinies and no weenies-
Alejandro: Just to get in betweeny, Heather my lady...
Heather: What?
Alejandro: You looking here baby?
Heather: Sadly.
Alejandro: I'm all up on you, 'cause you're representing Canada-
Heather: You wish!
All girls: Canadian girls, we're unforgettable. Thermal pants, coats on top. Untanned skin- So cold, you'll freeze your popsicle!
Ezekiel: Eeeeeh eh eeeeeh!
All girls: Canadian girls, we're undeniable. Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it on ice. True North represent...
Noah: True North, True North
All girls: Put your frozen hands up!
DJ: I still can't find Bunny!
Justin: Canadaaa, Canadaaa
Harold: Canadian girls, man...
Owen: I wish they all could be Canadian gu-girls!
Eva: You moron...
Alejandro: I really wish you all could be Canadian girls-
Owen: Don't hurt meee...
Yeah, don't hurt me. I had to do it!
Lots of Love, princesskae19