Heehee…
I love this one x3
I remember this happened to my friend and me but
the teacher sent us to the principal lol
OoOoO
Sakura was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day Iruka-sensei called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Sakura, who created the universe?"
When Sakura didn't stir, little Naruto, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted Sakura and Iruka-sensei said, "Very good" and Sakura fell back asleep.
A while later Iruka-sensei asked Sakura, "Who is our Lord and Saviors," But, Sakura didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Naruto came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted Sakura and Iruka-sensei said, "very good," and Sakura fell back to sleep.
Then Iruka-sensei asked Sakura a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Naruto jabbed her with the pin. This time Sakura jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
Iruka-sensei fainted.