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(Also, these jokes are just for fun...not for offending)

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A snicker blew from the pervy sage lips while listening to his use to be blond team mate throw, yet another chair out the window of her office.

Shaking with anger Tsunade slam her fist down on her desk, making it split in two. "If I were you, I wouldn't be laughing," she warns through clench teeth.

"Oi! Oi! Oi! Calm down princess," he rose his arms in defense. "It not my fault jokes pass through my head at random."

"Care to share then," an eye brow rose as she watched him.

His lips tug up into a smirk, knowing when he started this he was going to loose his life.

"Well," he took his time to relax against the wall he was station at. "How are a turtle and blond alike?"

"…" brown daggers were pointed at him, making him rethink what he just said. 'Oh well,' he thought. He had already passed the line of death.

"When there both on there back there both screwed," he released.

That was it, the vein that was already in motion had popped. Tsunade made her way toward the dumb ass, gathering chakra into her fists.

Xx (To graphic for words) xX

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Well, not to happy with this but…it was a fast type.

Now, you all know never to tell blond jokes when Lady Tsunade is around!

Manley when she mad... o3o -- fish x)