You know the farther I get with writing my KakaSaku Fanfic, the more ideas I get for new ones! It is insane :o
I have these ideas for a KibaSaku, SasuNaru and HidaSaku!
Hmm. What to do, what to do...-shrugs- Oh well, I'll just go on a writing spree! :)
Disclaimer: I do no own Naruto, if I did I would have made Sasuke die along time ago .;;
Warning: These jokes are meant for fun and not to offend anyone!
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The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Ino led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
"Very good," said Iruka-sensei
Sakura was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."
"Very good, Sakura," said the teacher.
Eventually, it was Little Naruto's turn. Iruka-sensei held his breath.
Little Naruto walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.
"$2,467!" cried Iruka-sensei, "What in the world were you selling?"
"Toothbrushes," said Little Naruto.
"Toothbrushes," echoed Iruka-sensei, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Naruto, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand. I gave everybody who walked by a sample. They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like shit!"
Then I would say, "It is shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"