Imitating Myself

By: Late-Sleeper

Beta-reader: Pay Backs a Bitch

Disclaimer: I don't own a thing…or else Naruto would be rated NC-17

Chapter 2: Searching

A raven haired man stood beside an automobile, a sleek black lamborghini murcielago.

"Sasuke-san, don't lean on th…!"

"Shit!"

"Gomen! Gomen! Gomen!"

Sasuke glared at the black stain adorning his shirt. Well there goes his ten thousand Yen shirt. "Don't worry this doesn't cost that much, Hinata-san."

"No! I…I mean t-that w-we need to w-washed it off im-immediately, Sasuke-san. I-If you don't mi-mind you can we-wear this uniform for the time being." Hinata handed the raven haired man a polo shirt with the shop's name on the back and the name of the employee on the breast area. "Shino" Sasuke cocked an eyebrow as he mindlessly read the broidered name.

"Ah…t-that's n-new…we just g-got it delivered. Shino-san hasn't worn it yet." Sasuke shrugged as he took off his greased-stained shirt and handed it to a stuttering lady who took off as she got hold of the shirt. He quickly put on the uniform and patiently waited beside his newly tuned car.

A few minutes had passed and Sasuke was beginning to get bored looking and felt somewhat like an idiot standing around with nothing to do. He was about to take out his cell from his pocket when suddenly he heard a loud thud across the street at a tiny open house restaurant. It seemed like a trio of idiot guys were the source of the commotion.

He watched in curiosity as the three bird-brains had again another unexpected commotion which ended up in a cat fight with some karate moves on the side but was… unfortunately, stopped by the most sensible of the three or at least Sasuke thought he was.

He was really enthralled by what he was seeing…or more specifically whom he was seeing. His whole attention was concentrated to a tan blond that seemed to be the source of the chaos happening at the restaurant. He really looks like someone he knew… although with such distance he couldn't really tell.

He was suddenly snapped out of his stupor when suddenly the sensible one of the three pointed a finger at him. He almost felt embarrassed to be caught gawking…but the word is 'almost' since Uchihas never gawked…they are the one being gawked at. He smiled at that thought.

Really embarrassed, who would be? Sasuke almost grin at that thought…again the word is almost because his heart suddenly beat a lot faster than expected making some part of his body tingle and his belly tickle as he saw the blond he was gawki…I mean nonchalantly starring at was walking towards him.

He raised a brow to acknowledge the blond who's now mere inches to his personal space.

"Anou…you see…umm…ah…err."

Sasuke stared at the blond who was unconsciously tagging his shirt low and stuttering like a dumb idiot…err...okay scratch that, he was a dumb idiot.

"Wow very intelligible… moron."

A vein suddenly popped on Naruto's forehead as the bastard look down on him with cheeky grin. "What did you say asshole?!"

"I said 'very intelligible, moron.' Not only are you mentally incapacitated but your hearing needs special attention too."

Naruto almost gave the raven some ass kicking moves he saw on TV when he had the mistake of glancing at the restaurant where he was a few moments ago. Shit! Those moves would really look cool, giving the cocky bastard some ass whooping like Jackie Chan. Che! Damn Shika! The idea of him being here in front of the repair shop came crushing down on him like a bucket of ice. He tried hard to restrain himself and go on with the plan. "I'll let that drop, ass-wipe since I'm here to ask a favor."

Sasuke raised an eyebrow of what he was hearing. 'A favor…interesting.'

"Well actually I was going to ask you if you want a job. A really easy job with so many benefits."

"…and that would be?"

"I want you to impersonate someone."

Sasuke was interested. He was actually grinning madly inside…which by the way he doesn't want you to know.

"And this would benefit me how?"

"Well for starter I'd double what they pay you here. You can live in a condo with me…with your own bed of course…" Sasuke had to smile at the sudden tinge of pink on the blonde's face. "…you'll have new set of good clothes…you can have dinner at fine restaurants…"

"…and may I ask who I would be impersonating?"

"Uchiha Sasuke."

"…."

"…."

"…."

"What?! Are you in or not?!" Naruto growled out feeling mortified of what he was doing. He was really waiting to be laughed out. He must really look like a moron spouting all of that crap. Who would be stupid enough to agree with that…

"I'm in."

Err…well this guy would.

Naruto still baffled by the raven answered raised his hand for a hand shake. "Then see you again…ummm…." He read the name on the uniform. "…Shino-san."

The raven raised his hand and grasp the blond's hand and gave a mischievous grin. "Well, see you soon."

Naruto blushed…which he would later deny. "Yeah…umm here's my card. Call me if you really decided to do this."

Sasuke received the card with his left hand, while the right is still holding the blonde's hand. He raised the card to read and a playful smile painted his face. "Oh you bet I will…" He leaned more towards the blond. "Uzumaki Naruto."

Naruto freaked out at the sudden nearness of the guy he had just hired. Oh boy was he going to be dead. Or raped…which ever came first.

Naruto pulled out his hand and muttered a hurried goodbye and rushed out from the shop towards the restaurant then hurriedly dashed off dragging his two friends away god knows where, leaving Sasuke standing all alone looking like a lunatic with his grinning face…

Sasuke absent-mindedly took out his phone and punched the speed dial.

"Hello, Uch…."

"Kabuto, I'm taking a month vacation. Cancel all my meetings and move all events till I get back."

Beep.

"Finally found you, dobe."

:Tsuzuku: