Imitating Myself

By: Late-Sleeper

Beta-reader: Pay Backs a Bitch

Disclaimer: I don't own a thing…or else Naruto would be rated NC-17

Chapter 3: Remembering

Sasuke checked his watch for the fourth time since he had gotten to their meeting place. He mentally cursed the blond for being late. He was beginning to wonder if this was worth all the hassle of canceling his meetings with higher authorities, getting a fake ID with the name of Shino Aburame, getting a new wardrobe…really he was beginning to regret ever thinking…

"Hi. Sorry I'm late…my boss was being a bitch." Naruto leaned down to the sitting raven and smiled.

'Yeah he's worth every trouble.' Sasuke seductively smiled at the blond as he gestured to him to sit down. The blond pulled the chair and sat down. Naruto was quite uncomfortable with sitting in a tacky restaurant in a rundown ally with him wearing a suit and holding a brief case. He thought he looked like an old man looking for cheap fun with a male whore. He glanced at Sasuke for that…yeah he really does look like it.

Sasuke felt his companion's awkwardness and decided to soothe it by asking what he wanted to order. The blond snapped out of his stupor and looked at the shabby look menu and ordered a burger, fries and juice for himself while the raven ordered a hotdog and cola. The waitress wrote down their request and sauntered back to the counter.

Naruto was busy watching the woman's ass as she went to the counter for their orders when Sasuke suddenly snapped him from his spiritual fantasies of the woman's butt. "So what's the story?"

"Excuse me?"

"Dobe." Naruto was shocked. He can't believe that this guy called him a dobe when they just met yesterday. Well he did call him a moron on their first meeting…but that's not the point!

It's just that, it really reminded him of something…someone.

"Teme."

Yeah…really reminded him of something.

Sasuke smiled at the fuming blond who was trying to contain himself from jumping Sasuke, which by the way the raven head wouldn't mind. "I asked you while you were drooling at her ass, what's the story behind this…umm impersonation." Sasuke smirked at the blush coloring the dobe's cheeks.

"Well…to get back at a girl who dumped me." Naruto who was looking everywhere, except for Sasuke, answered through his teeth. He couldn't tell the cocky guy that it was a prank due to rejection. Nah uh. He might think he was pathetic or something.

"Why? Did you cheat on her with another girl?"

"No the other way around."

"Uh? She cheated on you with another girl?" Sasuke smirked at the sudden twinkle in Naruto's eyes.

"No, but that would be hot." Naruto imagined Sakura in a girl on girl action with Ino which made him somewhat excited. Boys will be boys.

"Actually she likes someone…more specifically, she likes Uchiha Sasuke."

"The one I'm impersonating?"

"Yeah."

"I don't get it if she likes him, how could I…"

"She hasn't met him…again. We were classmate in elementary that is until the teme moved. We haven't seen him for ages. No contacts, no pictures, not even on TV or newspaper. I've heard that he was a big shot now in business…so Sakura kinda made up her mind that he's the one."

"Oh."

Sasuke thought for a moment and wondered who this Sakura was that Naruto was talking about. Really, there were so many fangirls he encountered in elementary that he couldn't really remember them…actually he couldn't remember most of his classmates…okay any of his classmates except Naruto, of course. Who the hell could remember their elementary classmate's faces, it was like thirteen years or so…everybody could have change their appearance one way or another. Hell, he didn't even recognize Naruto at first.

The dobe had grown so much, matured so much in such a very sexy way. Toned in every aspect of his body but still retaining that effeminate allure in him. His blue eyes seem to be brighter than he remembered in elementary. Yeah no longer a child. Could be manhandled in every possible way without being condemned of statutory rape. Sweet!

"So what do you think this Sasuke look like now?"

"Hmm…it's been such a long time. Maybe he changed that stupid hair style of his. That chicken butt hair…" Naruto pondered a bit and stared at Sasuke for a few seconds. "…like yours. What the hell! Do all bastards have this plan to have their hair look like a chicken butt?!"

"…"

"Sheesh! Just as they say, birds of same feather flock together. Chicken. Bok bok bok bookkk."

The blond danced on his seat like a chicken taunting the stoic Uchiha only to be glared at, and laughed at by the people around them.

"Real mature dobe. So what else?"

"Che! You know you do have the same personality."

Sasuke could only sweat drop at that comment. Really, Naruto was such an idiot…he was the one pointing the obvious similarities but still he's the one blinded by the reality. It seemed like Naruto had reach a new level of stupidity. Really, it brought tears to Sasuke's eyes.

"Well the teme might have gotten fatter, because men do gain weight when they reach twenty one…like those of females when they reach eighteen. Growth stops, fat accumulates."

Wow. That was informative, Sasuke never knew Naruto was that knowledgeable.

"That's according to Seventeen magazine."

Err…I take that back.

"Since he has nerdy, getting all high grades he must have a large rimmed glasses by now and receding hairline, due to stress of course. Since he doesn't like people much I bet he doesn't even know how to dress to please…or he could be covered with bruises and broken bones since he do pisses many people off."

Sasuke sighed at that. What the hell was Naruto thinking?!

After the duo finished their meal they decided to walk to a nearby park to talk more about their business at hand. "So what's this Sasuke like in elementary?"

Naruto glanced at his companion and gave a confused looked earning him an annoyed stare. "You do realize that I need to act like him, so I really need to know what he was like."

"Well, just as I said he was an ass. A dickhead. A scumbag."

Sasuke stopped on his track and snorted. "Well that was really informative dobe. What did he do to you to hate him so much?" Naruto also stopped with his walk and look at a distant horizon thinking. "Well, he used to call me names like…"

"Dobe."

"Yeah! Like Dobe. Wait you're like him Teme!" Naruto pointed an accusing finger at the raven head man while the other smirked at his funny antics. "What else?"

"Huh? Oh, yeah. He would often beat me up with his always perfect score. Nerdy! Girls always swooned over him because of that but he never glanced at them. He was such a prick to them. He never said a word except when he was arguing with me" Naruto chuckled a bit with that memory lane breaking his contemplative look as he was recalling his past. He was so busy trekking down memory lane that he hadn't even felt the raven approach until the said man touched his cheeks with his both hands to face him.

"Shino-san…" Naruto fidgeted a bit at the man's intense stare.

"Call me Sasuke. If I'm going to impersonate him, you should call me Sasuke for now on."

Naruto absentmindedly nodded as he kept staring at Shino a.k.a. Sasuke.

"Call my name."

"Sasuke."

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