Imitating Myself

By: Late-Sleeper

Beta-reader: Pay Backs a Bitch

Disclaimer: I don't own a thing…or else Naruto would be rated NC-17

Chapter 5: Living

A sharp pain from a fallen object woke Naruto into a jolt. He searched blindly for the offending object when he faintly heard a snicker, he didn't even have to turn to see who it was. "What did you do that for jerk?!"

"Well good morning to you to sleeping beauty. Did you dream about me? Because you were groaning deliciously in your sleep. " Sasuke stretched out his sleepiness and grinned at the fuming blond on the other side of the room. Their beds were few feet apart, parallel each other.

"Yeah. I dreamt about you and me, fucking, intensely." 'Jerk! Now see if you can counter that.' Naruto grinned sinisterly as he took his blanket to cover himself once again so he could continue his beauty sleep and dream of his and Sakura's wedding.

"Well we know what they say. Dreams do come true." Naruto jerked up from his bed, face flushing with chagrin as he glared daggers at the beaming raven on the other side of the room.

"BASTARD." Naruto hurriedly plopped down on bed as he realized the other man's state of undress. Who the hell wore only boxer in their sleep? He pulled the blanket up to cover his burning face.

"Dobe, wake up. You are going to be fucking late. Get up and prepare food now!"

"Prepare your own food teme. What time is it anyway?"

"Five past eight."

Naruto was again jolted up from his bed and went to his drawer in agitation. "Why the hell didn't you wake me up sooner? Shit I'm going to be late."

The blond pulled some of his underwear and a towel and swiftly marched towards the bathroom to have a quick shower, leaving the raven man cuddling his pillow. After finishing his shower, Naruto brushed his teeth and checked himself on the mirror for some flaw on his face. When he saw none he went out of the bathroom only clad with towel on his hips and sauntered towards the bedroom

Naruto realized that Sasuke was no longer inside and gave a sigh of relief to once again have his personal space as he dressed. The raven presence really gave him straining emotions. 'He must be making breakfast for himself.'

Naruto in a hurried motion put on a pair of slacks and a shirt under a business suit. He also went towards his brief case to check for his things and then went out of the room.

"Oi dobe! Where do you think you're going?" Sasuke shouted from inside the kitchen.

"I'm going to be late so zip it Uchiha."

"Dobe you're not going out without breakfast. Here." Naruto stopped on his track as a sandwich was pushed to his hand. He looked down on his supposed breakfast and then looked up and smiled back at Sasuke.

"Thanks."

Naruto eyed the source of his disdain warily. He felt his pulse quickened at every sudden movement of the said creature. A sweat broke on his forehead as said nuisance looked towards his way, mocking him. Feeding on his fears, bathing in the glory that he made the magnificent Naruto shivered with fear.

The blond made a fighting stance ready for the said attack, psyching himself that he could somehow defend himself. His eyes darted toward the nearby pillow and made a duck towards it. He held it like it was a shield, weapon if the situation requires but the beast was not intimidated, he looked back at Naruto with defiance, and made a small movement indicating he was not afraid at the very least.

"Why are you looking like your seeing a ghost?" Naruto made a hurried glanced at his companion trying not to get distracted too much. Distraction could be fatal. His enemy should not be underestimated. He must not be sidetracked; he must be focused on the enemy, not even if Sasuke was staring at him as if he was on high or something. Nothing should deter him.

Yes, you've got it right.

Sasuke was not his source of his scorn. Hard to admit but the raven was even such a darling to cook him some food when he got home.

His new foe was more sinister.

More inhumane…

Cold-blooded…if ever there was still blood left in it's vein.

Fucking hard to kill…

Down right dirty…

"Dobe, it's just a fucking cockroach." Sasuke sighed in exasperation as restraining himself on hitting the blond on the head.

Naruto shot a glare at his raven head companion with contempt, this move was all the insect needed to make his move. The pest flew towards the quarreling couple, passing them and landing on the wall opposite the sofa the two were sitting. This stunt set off a loud shrill courtesy of the blond idiot who was now swatting his pillow in all direction, still shrieking to all its worth. This only made the insect fly again with glee. Irritating humans was so much amusing but making them jump up and down with fright was down right hilarious. And the blond man takes the cake.

He was so evil. He knew it from the bottom of his tiny insect heart.

He was chuckling loudly to himself when he felt an object barely hitting his head. He looked down and saw a smirking raven who was again aiming his other slipper at him. 'Che! So the blond's boyfriend has got guts.'

He took the challenge and soared towards the weaker one, Naruto. A loud shriek and swatting caught him off guard. He was hit by the hysterical blond and was spiraling down, but before he hit the ground a sinister grin broke of his face. "THERE'S FUCKING MORE OF THEM!!"

Another roach flew from wall to wall like a fighter jet, taking revenge on the lowly humans who killed his little brother. The blond who hit his brother was screeching like hell and he felt the tingling sensation of how his power could fuck up such a man. He chuckled a bit as other of his siblings came in for the fun.

Sasuke was awed at the number of cockroaches that lived inside their house. Really, this was his first time seeing such phenomenon. He was also impressed how such tiny creatures could ducked his every swatting attempt but still coming for more, taunting him. He couldn't believe it, they were like ninjas. One second you see them then poof they're gone if you get a bit distracted. Naruto was right; never underestimate the creatures of the dirt.

Sasuke hit another roach with vigor. A total of three roaches killed for him and two for Naruto, so all in all they had killed five freaking cockroaches. "Dobe! I told you to clean the house. This wouldn't have happened if you just cleaned this so called home!!"

Naruto, who was still trembling, could only nod his head as he sat down again on his sofa, too exhausted and still frightened to his wits to argue at the hurtful insult. He rested his head back on the sofa and breathed deeply to calm his nerve.

He jerked when he felt something brushing him, his heart was again somersaulting. He looked at his right and was relieved to see that it was just an earphone of an MP3 that the raven was putting on his ears. "Come closer." He heard him say and he did without qualm. The music was soothing and soon he was feeling quite drowsy. He felt a hand on his head tilting his head towards the raven's shoulder. He didn't protest and just rested his head to the very comforting shoulder. The hand never left his head and was now slowly brushing his hair making him feel sleepier. Soon he was sleeping like a cradled child.

So protected…

Very comfy…

"Don't drool on me, dobe."

'I love you'

:Tsuzuku:

Author's nonsense ranting:

Late-Sleeper: Well I went last time to an anime event (at SMX) and I was quite sadden, no it's not because of the event per se but…there were no YAOI!! Well there are some doing yaoi but…they are females wearing male clothes. So they may be doing yaoi and all but I still know for a fact that they are girls, with boobs and all…it's like yuri!! Yeah I personally don't like yuri. Saaa…no it's not the cosplayers fault actually…there are getting fewer and fewer boys doing yaoi. That's why I'm quite determine to force our friends (both are physically male…err…yeah physically) to once again cosplay gravitation. They're the Yuki and Shu last last year at UPAME. So yeah I'm going to force them, by hook or by crook! Are you with me?! whahahaha

kyothefallenkit: Thanks for reviewing.

Nanachan87: Yay! I've updated…hehehe gomen it's kinda late…but see I was really depressed and all. Saa…

Mochiusagi: Saa…I'm a messy person too. So yeah I kinda felt Naruto's sentiment rubs Naruto's head poor naru-chan

Kai: Saa…watergun…hmm…likie the idea!! Yay!

TannerUzumaki: whaaa sorry late update. Hope you like it.

Deadanimals: yeah, my arm still hurting…is it normal? Well I'm going to my doctor today for recheck up. I'm soooo scared…well hope you like this update.

Cluelessninja65: saa…I'm a Naruto-uke whore... but sadly shika and kiba wouldn't be romantically involve with naruto...and it pains me so. sob

Drarythoughts: err…yeah Naruto is still clueless…or an idiot. Poor blond.

I-love-u-a-lot: whaaaaaaaaaaa sorry . gomen gomen. Gomen. Late update. Gomen. I love your PM so much.

Extli: I hope you would still find this chap funny…arghh…I kinda suck at humor…I'm really an angst writer

…so yeah writing humor drains the life out of me so please review…it gives me strength…really.