Carmen could hear the consistent purring of an object in her sleep. She lazily opened one eye at a time, the groaned as she rolled out from under the purple and black sating sheets of her bed. Gaining strength that she had lost in her sleep, she cautiously approached her window and looked down.

Everyone was standing in SpongeBob's front yard, staring at a rambling truck. Yanking her thick Puerto Rican hair into a ponytail, she stepped downstairs to see what was so significant. Everybody looked at Carmen as she approached.

"What the burrito is going on? And why is everyone staring at the truck like it's a naked woman?" Carmen questioned.

"Just hold onto your razor blades Carmen," said Patrick, "If that truck was a naked woman, I wouldn't be staring at it, you don't even know what I'd be doing to it-"

"Just hold on and find out Carmen" interrupted Squidward, casting an offended glance at Patrick.

"Open her up boys!" A trucker yelled out loud. This made Isabel giggle with sexual delight. SpongeBob, realizing that this four-year old knew too much, flicked her in the back of the head, thus ending the laughter.

It was true, little SpongeBetty wasn't so little anymore, not mentally. She was very mature for her age, something that wasn't expected in the SquarePants family, no of SpongeBob's daughter-

Wait, daughter?

SpongeBob realized he just had a revelation. He was starting to look at Isabel as his own daughter. He knew he loved this little girl. He loved her when he first met her, when she duct-taped Gary to the ceiling, when she threw poop at Squidward's house. Whatever terrible thing she did, he still held unconditional love for her.

But a big question loomed into his thoughts. Did she look at him as her father?

SpongeBob shook the question out of his mind. It was terrible of him to even think of expecting that from her.

He squeezed her shoulder affectionately as the buff trucker men set a huge box on the ground, then drove off. Everyone walked up to the box.

"What is it fool?" asked Briana.

SpongeBob patted the top of the box. "It's your new trampoline fool!" replied SpongeBob.

"You don't say it right" said Briana.

"Huh?"

"You're supposed to say it like Mr. T, when you say it you sound like a poor gay man getting his balls twisted."

SpongeBob flinched at the visual he received.

"Fool" she finished.

After ten seconds of uncomfortable silence, Squidward spoke.

"We'll only let you jump on this trampoline, if you promise to stop watching bad TV shows."

The girls looked at each other, deciding telepathically whether they should accept the deal or not. SpongeBob bit his lip in anticipation.

"We promise!" said the girls together.

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The girls bounced on the trampoline for four straight hours, having the time of their lives.

"This is fun! Whee!" Isabel screamed. SpongeBob peeked out of the kitchen window to see what was going on, and then smiled. Squidward decided that it was time for Carmen to practice her "Clarinet Jr."

Squidward walked up to the trampoline.

"We don't take candy from ugly strangers!" Briana said right away.

"Yeah, we only take candy from strangers that look like Lance Bass" said Isabel.

Squidward ignored their insults. "Come on Carmen, it's time to come home."

"Okay" Carmen growled.

She jumped off the trampoline and landed on all four of her tentacles, in perfect posture.

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Sandy and Earl had just gotten back from their honeymoon. To Sandy, it was the worst three weeks of her life.

They had been married for almost two months now, and it had felt like 200 years.

They sat at their kitchen table. Earl ate his supper like an unruly maddog, while Sandy sat and watched, a fake smile on her face. After shoving a forkful of food into his mouth, Earl looked up to see Sandy smiling. He swallowed his food and smiled back.

"Honey, what's the matter?" said Earl, "You're not eating your Nutty Pie."

"I'm just thinking" Sandy replied.

"Really? What are you thinking?"

"That you look handsome tonight Early."

"You called me Early! I like it! Shucks, thank you my darling. And you look pretty tonight, just gaining a little weight, that's all."

Earl continued scarf down his pie.

A little sprite of courage pinched Sandy, prompting her to say "Earl, I've been thinking, I want to borrow some money from you."

"And of course, my answer is… no."

"There's a Science Competition in Atlantis in a few weeks, the prize money is really good-"

"Hey! Why would want to go to some stupid competition when you have me to take care of?"

Sandy stared at Earl, embarrassment gleaming from her face.

"Good point Earl."

"Yeah."

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Briana and Isabel continued jumping on the trampoline, despite the fact it was starting to grow dark. Isabel then stopped hopping to sit down, and Briana did the same.

"Woo! I'm tired" Isabel breathed.

"Do you think we'll be friends forever Izzy?"

"Of course we will!" replied Isabel, with the utmost enthusiasm.

"But, we won't die for like, another 500 years! That's a long time to be friends! I don't know if I could take the pressure!" Briana yelled, arms flailing.

Isabel blinked, then looked at the sunset, then back to her panicked mate.

"We'll just have to commit to each other," said Isabel, "just like married people do."

…………………………….

Two seconds after Isabel said that, Earl had backhanded Sandy, sending her toppling into a nightstand.

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"I bet if we put rockets on this trampoline," said Briana, "we could make a fool-proof rocket ship!"

"Yeah!" agreed Isabel, "we could jump in outer space!"

The girls started to giggle. When they were done, they sat quiet watching the sunset.

"Hey Izzy."

"What?"

"I bet you can't jump off the trampoline and land on your feet like Carmen did!"

"Yeah I can!"

"Then prove it fool!" challenged Briana.

"Uh, okay." Said Isabel nervously, her knees wobbling as she stood up. "I will do this." Isabel took a deep breath, then jumped off.

She landed on her knees.

Isabel turned over and sat back on her bottom.

"Ha ha fool!" Briana chirped, "I'd knew that you would fail!"

"Oh spare me of you epic bullshit Briana!" Isabel yelled back.

Briana continued to laugh, with Isabel scornfully looking up at her. All of a sudden, Briana gasped, and then pointed.

Isabel looked down to see her right knee was bleeding.

Because of her horrific past, Isabel associated blood with death. So when the bright red liquid registered into her brain, she started wailing. SpongeBob rushed outside. He ran to Isabel and put his hands on her shoulders.

Briana jumped off the trampoline and landed flat on her face. Embarrassed, she crawled away to her rock.

SpongeBob put a hand on Isabel's forehead.

"I don't have a fever!" Isabel screamed.

"Okay. Okay!"

Isabel continued to sniffle.

"C'mon, stand up" said SpongeBob. SpongeBob helped Isabel to stand up. "You're okay" said SpongeBob assuringly. "Go on upstairs to the bathroom and you can wash it off."

Izzy didn't say anything, but drudged on into the pineapple, head hanging low…

Two minutes later, Isabel stood in front of the bathroom mirror sobbing and rubbing her temples. The impact of hitting the ground had also given her a headache.

She looked straight into the mirror, and concentrated. Slowly, very slowly, the mirror started to flex back and forth by itself.

Unaware of what was happening upstairs, SpongeBob sat in the living room, sing the F.U.N. song and knitting a sweater for Gary.

The mirror started to gain speed, faster and faster is flexed.

Finally, the mirror shattered, sending broken glass all over the sink and counter.

SpongeBob looked up from his knitting.

"Izzy?" he called.

When he did not receive a response, SpongeBob quickly darted up the stairs.

SpongeBob walked down the hallway, and tried to open the bathroom door, but it refused to open.

"Izzy? Isabel, open the door!"

"It's open" Isabel called softly from the inside.

SpongeBob tried the door again, and this time, it opened. SpongeBob advanced into the bathroom to find Isabel standing at the sink.

"What was that noise?" asked SpongeBob.

"What noise?" Isabel replied quietly.

SpongeBob hesitated, not sure what to say.

"Go to bed" he finally uttered.

"Okay, let me brush my teeth first."

SpongeBob turned slowly and left. SpongeBetty looked up at the mirror. She just in time had fixed it, it was cracked in several places, but she could place the blame on Gary, no problem.

Isabel had felt this extra sense all her life, but now she knew it was reality. She had the power to move things with her mind. She would later find out the proper term is telekinesis.

And someday her power, telekinesis, would put her life, as well as others, in austere danger.

By now, there is a little parody of other movies starting to show up, but I won't mention them, so it doesn't ruin the story.

There is my little crappy contribution this weekend. More uppy daties soon.