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A/N: This took me ages!! Three whole nights!!! Well, not that long, but compared to the other ones…. So, eitherwhichway, I hope you appreciate the effort I put in to this one. Because I started it as soon as I posted Ch. 3, encouraged by your wonderful feedback, but then it took me long to write. But I have updated quickly!!!

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Chapter dedicated to reviewers, because they are such nice people.

'Twas the Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the lab.

Not a creature was stirring, not even Gil's crab.

Evidence was stacked into boxes with care

And notes were all written, without any err.

Suddenly a scream split the air of the hall

And Greggo ran madly, and started to call,

"To the break room! To the break room, the only safe place,

Ecklie's invading and has Hodges from Trace!"

The team ran swift; they'd prepared for this day.

They knew Ecklie'd crack and go psycho one day.

So they gathered together, and all huddled close.

They knew what a threat deranged Conrad would pose.

Catherine phoned Brass, and warned him of affairs,

While Nick, Greg and 'Rick built a fort out of chairs.

Grissom looked nervous, and prayed for his bugs

There hadn't been time to save them from the thugs.

The lab techs had moved upon hearing Greg's shout.

They helped Doc move faster, and they ran straight out!

So the CSIs checked supplies, and loaded their guns.

No telling what he could do, preparations had to be done!

They were just about ready, when mad laughter was heard

A terrified Hodges dragged by Ecklie emerged!

His shirt was untucked, and was covered in some juice,

And oh! The horror! His tie was loose!

He madly cackled and shouted with glee;

"I have Hodges! I have power! Bow down before me!"

The team was unimpressed with his hostage of choice

For no one liked Hodges, and his weird whiny voice.

Sara, Nick, Greg, oh they laughed at the sight

Of poor Hodges realising no one felt for his plight!

Catherine just smirked, and taunted the insane.

'Rick was hysterical at Hodges struggling in vain.

But Grissom was smart, and his spider sense he used

And gave his Ecklie-hating bugs an offer they couldn't refuse.

His spiders, his maggots, his flies and his crab

All spilled from his office, and into the lab!

For Griss knew Ecklie feared bugs above all.

Conrad's eyes widened as he saw bugs and crabs crawl.

"AHH!!! GET AWAY!!!" he screamed, high pitched

"THEY'LL KILL US ALL!!! GRISSOM'S A WITCH!!"

The team laughed and danced, how Ecklie was squealing!

As he abandoned Hodges and started appealing

"PLEASE!!! DON'T KILL ME!" he begged the creatures.

But they were unsympathetic and crawled over his features.

He ran fast as he could, but all to no avail,

As the bugs chased after him in a slithering trail

Hodges ran after his idol and panting he yelled

"Don't worry master, I'll save you" as he fell.

"Ecklie is vanquished!" they cried in delight

The team chinked glasses and laughed at Conrad's fright

As they drank champagne at the stroke of midnight,

"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

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