lOk, I know I really should be continuing my other story but the inspiration bug bit me on this one... Plus i've been getting some really positive reviews on it so I guess everyone likes funny things more than depressing... Yea well I feel the same its just the other inspiration bug bit me then. But that was then and this is now. I promise I'll update my other story soon its just... I totally forgot what I was gonna do with it... So i gotta either remember or come up with another story. Well, anyways, I like this story. I know I suck at grammer and my keys dont work right so anything i do right my keys screw up... Man, I really need to get a beta...O wells, on with the next chapter.

*Disclaimer* I dont own Harry Potter or Fullmetal Alchemist. End of story, hands down.

RECAP

"May I see the keys for both the vaults please." Roy passed the keys over the counter and the goblin inspected them. "Everything seems to be in order. Lets go now." He stepped off the platform he was on and walked to the left of the room. He opened the door that was there and said a sneering "After you" before ushering them all down the stairs into complete darkness.

Chapter 3

"Im terribly sorry. It seems that the lantern ran out of fuel. Can any of you light the way? When we get to the end, there should be another lantern, but until then can you please light the way?" The goblin asked, sounding like he was shaking. Great, just my luck to get a goblin thats afraid of the dark! Ed thought. Albus said "I'll do it" but Roy beat him to it. "Allow me, headmaster."

Snap. Roy snapped his fingers and a tiny flame appeared on the end. Ed stared at him for a second,then continued on down the stairs. Showoff He coughed under his breath. Albus chuckled as Roy looked down at Ed darkly. Ed smirked back.

Roy sighed. Does he have to be such a child? They continued down the stairs and after about 10 minutes they finally reached the bottom. Sheesh, if they put it anymore undergound, we would comeout at the other end of the planet! Ed thought. The goblin scurried off the the side for a moment and came back with a lantern, fully lite.

"Follow me, gentlemen, were going on the next car. What car? They have cars underground? How strange. Ed thought, then almost jumped out of his skin when the "car" came screeching to a halt in front of them. Oh, not a real car, more like a roller coaster car without.. the seatbelts..and the bumps, I hope. They all climbed in, Ed choosing to sit at the edge to see the sights. He immediatly regretted it as the thing jolted to life and went whizzing down the underground path.

"Ugh, I think imma be sick." Ed said, leaning over the edge. The goblin yanked him by his collar back onto the cart. "You wanna fall into infinity?" Then by all means, lean over the edge again." The goblin said, shooting him a nasty grin. Ed shuddered. That was something he most certaintly didnt want. If that did happen, then how can I get Al back into his body?

"Yea, Ed, but then again if you fall, you wont ever reach the ground, so I guess in a way it would make you feel tall." Roy snickered. Ed turned red and stood up. "Whos so short that infinity could happen and they would never get any taller!!"

The cart made a sharp turn to the left and Ed lost his balance, and fell onto Roys lap. O shit, I didnt mean to do that. Ed blushed like crazy and got up quickly. He sat back in his seat and looked out at the passing vaults. Damn, I hope he doesnt think I did that on purpose.

Roy, meanwhile, was fighting his way through his own perverted thoughts. Damn, he must have dont that on purpose. And despite being so small, he sure weighs a lot. Must be the auto mail.

Albus looked at the two alchemists and smiled. Well, at least theyre honest about their emotions. The cart screeched to a halt and the goblin got out. He held the lamp up to the door and said, "Ok anyone whos going into Mr. Roy Mustangs vault get over here." Roy and Ed clambered out of the cart. "Why are you coming, shrimp?" He asked, looing back at the younger alchemist.

Ed just looked at him like DUH. "Well, obviously, I wanna see how loaded you are. For being a high ranking officer and all that crap, you must have a lot of cash." Ed reasoned. The goblin looked at Roy and said "Key please."

Roy handed the goblin the key. The goblin put the key into the door and tried to turn it. He turned back to Roy. "The right key please.' Roy blushed. He searched his pocket and switched the keys with the goblin. "And before you put that key back in your pocket, I suggest you give it to Mr. Elric. That way this wont happen again."

Ed reached over and snatched the key out of Roys hand. "Yea, bastard, maybe you should listen for once. You might actually learn somethinf other than lighting things on fire and screwing around."

The goblin opened the vault and Roy and Ed walked inside. Ed whistled. "Wow, bastard, I didn't think they payed Colonels this little. I mean, I would have thought you would have TONS of gold, but look. You got only a couple of peices."

Roy turned to him."Well, excuse me, I didn't see any reason to save up if I was going to be in the military all my life so I always spent all my money on dates." Ed looed doubtful. "Whatever you say, slacker."

Roy opened his mouth, then closed it. He doesn't know that anytime he breaks something on a mission, the moneys gotta come from somewhere. I just chose where that somewhere would come from,because otherwise they wouldnt have enough money for their expenses to go looking for the stone. Damn me and my stupid infatuation with him.

Roy gathered all the coins in his vault and put them into his pockets. Oh well. I get payed for being a teacher and my annual pay for beingin the army comes in every week so this poverty will soon end.

They all got got out of his vault and got back into the cart. Ed sat in his "window" seat and Roy next to Dumbledore. Dumbledore gave Roy a knowing look. Roy chose to feign ignorance and turned to look at the "scenery."

"So can this thing go a little slower now?" Ed asked, getting a little green in the face. The goblin looked at him and said "Sorry, no, one speed only." Ed just grunted and closed his eyes. Roy couldnt resist putting in a little jibe. "Whats the matter shrimp, cant handle big peoples speeds? To someone so small, it must seem like your lifes flashing before your eyes."

Ed swiveled his head towards Roy, all ready to get angry, then automatically regretted it. "Am I allowed to barf over the edge?" The goblin took one look at him and sighed. Its always the strong ones. He must be pretty stupidity covers it up pretty well though.... The goblin thought, then said outloud, "Do as you must, its not like we have a choice, it looks like its about to spill out anyways."

And it did. And without anything to wipe it on, Ed grabbed ahold of the front of Roy's shirt and wiped his mouth. "Ah, all better now. So when are we getting to my vault?" Roy looked disgusted. He stood up and too off his shirt quickly, exposing his pale chest. Well, if they allowed his barf, then I guess this would be fine He thought as he cast the shirt over the edge. Ed stared at him. Damn, hes got a sexy six pack. And holy crap, thats a lot of scars. Roy looked at Edward and said,"Whats wrong? Like what you see?" Eds brain shot back to earth with a splat. Damn caught staring... To Roy he answered, "What, an old man like you? Im just surprised you havent gotten any grey hairs."

Roy looked away, not willing to show any other emotions on his face. I guess thats all he would see. I AM 10 years his superior, so its no surprise. Albus looked at the exchange between the two alchemists. Oh to be young and in love. He thought, adopting one of his smiles onto his face.

The goblin just looked exasperated. "Were first going to Mr. Dumbledores vault. Then were going to go to yours." Ed nodded. The rest of the ride was strangled in silence and thoughts. It was almost a relief when the cart stopped abruptly. Dumbledore got out and stretched his old limbs. The goblin and him went to the vault alone, after alL, the two alchemists didnt even notice the cart stopped. Ed was busy trying not to be sick again and Roy was mentally plucking daisy petals. Albus got back without any visible change and no telltale clanging of coins, and since Ed had already barfed twice in the time they were gone, he was a bit more aware. I wonder what he got out of the vault.

The duo sat back down and the cart lurched to life again, dragging an unwilling Ed back into the twisting and turning underground paths. I wonder if theres some kind of limit to how sick a person could be. Luckily for him, it was only a short ride to his vault.

Ed stepped off the cart as quickly as he could, and faced the door to his vault. It looked the same as Roy's door. The goblin got out after being pushed out of the way by a very eager Edward. He held out his hand for Eds key and he dropped it into his hand. The goblin stepped up to the door and unlocked it. The door swung open and revealed mounds upon mounds of gold. Ed gasped. If he had this much money in his expenses all along, he almost definatly didnt need to keep borrowing money from the Colonel.

He swept a corner of it into his leather pants pocket, then just quickly exited. Man, now I feel sorry for the bastard. He exited the and sat next to Roy after motioning to Dumbledore to move over. Roy looked over at him. "Hey, bastard. How about when we get outta here, we go eat something. I really need to fill my stomach up after emptying it so many times."
"Are you just gloating, or are you asking me out on a date?" He asked, not wanting to get too hopeful. Ed looked at him then grinned. "I dunno. I dont really feel like gloating though." Roy almost had a heart failure. Edward Elric, of all people, was asking him, Roy Mustang out on a date? Did hell freeze over?"

Ed sat there next to him for the rest of the ride, shoulder occasionally bumping Roy's as they went around The twists and turns in the underground passage. They screeched to a halt in front of where they started, and they all clambered out of the cart, Roy feeling as if he was walking on air. They went up the stairs, this time guided by the light of the lantern. They filed out of the stairwell and started to the door. Ed ran a bit and started laughing. "First, Mustang, we gotta get you a new shirt. Then we can go eat icecream." Ed yelled over his shoulder, and disappering behind the blinding white light of the outside as he opened the doors and darted through.

Soooo... how is it? I know I take a million years to update, but to my defence, my computers still broken and the dumb shift key got sick of me jabbing it when it wouldnt work and fell off... and the other one doesnt work at all. So im stuck pressing capslock whenever i need uppercase letters AND ROY GOT ASKED OUT BY ED!!!!! this practically wrote itself lol so please review and tell me what you think :)