Disclamer: I do not own Ranma ½ it belongs to the wonderful Manga writer Rumiko Takahashi!

Summary: Akane Tendo is a Karate Master and is about to be transferred to a new school for her senior year and fell in love with her teacher Ranma Saotome and he loves her back but, there is one big problem he has a curse (can you guess) when he falls in cold water he turns into a girl and turns back into a boy with hot water. put these two together in a class and you get a whole bunch of wackiness.

- Chapter 5 -

~3½ new friends….er? 4 1/2? Part 1 ~

Akane, Sayuri, and Yuka sat down panting trying to regain their breath

"you...*huff*...guys...*huff*...Suck." Yuka said/panted

"Your.. not... so.. good.. yourself" Akane said

"Now Akane you should use proper grammar when-"

"Shut up, Sayuri!" Yuka said

"well, well, well I think I found them." A voice said

They all turned. Ukyo.

"Ukyo there you are" Akane said

"YO-CHAN!" Sayuri and Yuka said in unison and Sayuri enveloped her in a hug

"omfh. you two didn't know we were gonna be here?" Ukyo said a bit breathless

"Yah! Shampoo found her friends!" They heard someone say and that someone engulfed Yuka in a hug as well

"omf. Good to see you too Shampoo" Yuka said

'Geez this is insain' Ukyo thought

'wait. 1,2,3,4,5...someones missing'

"Hey where's Akari? Is she here?" She asked

"well I'm not-" Akane felt someone grab the back of her head suddenly and grab her eyes

"Guess Whooo~!" A voice said cheerfully

"um... Akari Unryu?"

"Yay! you got it right! It's good to see you Akane!" she released Akane's eyes and hugged her

"good to see you to Akari." Akane said

"Same here!" everybody said

"So what's everybody been doin?, Has everybody had a great summer?, What did-?" Akari was cut off by a loud growling sound

Silence then everybody head turned to Sayuri who was blushing deeply

"What? I'm hungry!" she said/spat

"Well then let's go to the cafe and get something to eat!" Yuka said

"It's lunchtime anyway." Shampoo said

"Dinnertime. Shampoo it's dinnertime" Ukyo said like a mother scolding a child

"Can we just say it's 'Linner' and move on" Akane said

"Let's go eat!" Akari said


10 minutes later in the cafe...

"wow. Tonight's ramen looks good" Akari commented

"well quit yappen and give it a try!" Ukyo said as she snapped her chopsticks

"Itadakimas" (sp?) they all chimed and began eating

"It's good" Shampoo said

A comfortable silence followed until Yuka asked "Does everyone like the school so far?"

"It's all right" They all said

more silence

Akari clapped her hands suddenly

"I forgot to tell you guys I found A brochure for a club that specializes in pig sumo wrestling and I was going to join the club with Katsunishiki" she said

"That's cool. we'll root for you at the matches. If you invite us that is." Akane said

"Oh! I'll invite you guys you don't have to worry about that" Akari said

"Wait. You bought Katisunishiki with you? to school?" Yuka asked

"yes"

"your look-and-weights-like-a-sumo-wrestler pig Katisunishiki?"

"yes"

"WHY?"

"well Yuka I was nervous about a new year and school and... he wanted to see the school." She said modestly

Yuka looked like she was about to say something

"Also I need him for the club so don't try and talk me out of it plus I looked in the brochure and pets are allowed in the dorms as long as there out of the way and pets are also allowed for other clubs and such just as long as there not in the way" Akari informed

Yuka opened her mouth and then closed it again not finding anything wrong with what Akari said

"Speaking of clubs me and Shampoo are gonna join the martial arts club" Ukyo said

"There's a Martial arts club!" Akane perked up trying not to look excited and failing miserably

"yes there is Akane and I went ahead and took the liberty of getting a brochure for you" Ukyo said and pulled out a small piece of paper

Akane took it and looked at the front:

Anything goes Martial Arts club

Novices to Experts welcome

whether self taught or Mentored

come on down and show us what you got

Akane's eyes went wide she had experience with martial arts she could go and as they said 'show them what she's got'. She snapped back to earth when Ukyo started talking

"I also joined the cross dress club."

silence

"WHAT?" they all yelled

"I knew I would get that kinda reaction!, But don't worry were only gonna pretend to be the opposite gender. you know act like them and stuff. which won't be to hard for me. but were not gonna do anything else!"

the group physicaly relaxed

"And lastly I'm gonna work in this cafe for my other club" Shampoo said

"Wow! that's cool, Shampoo!" Sayuri and Yuka said

"Then maybee you can give us a special friend discount" Akaned said with a wink

".Ha. Very funny" Shampoo said dryly

"How about we show you the brochures to see if you guys want to get into our clubs?" Ukyo said

"Sounds good to me" Sayuri said

"Sure" Yuka said

"Ok. we'll show our brochures to you" Shampoo said

Akari, Ukyo, and Shampoo stuck their hands into their pockets and tried to get their brochures then patted on the rest of their pockets, then turned pale and looked panicked

"OMG! I MUST HAVE LEFT IT BACK THERE!" the three yelled

"OK. NOBODY MOVE I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!" the three yelled and ran for the door and leaving behind a stunned Yuka, Sayuri, and Akane

"Ok..." Sayuri said

"that was..." Yuka continued

"weird" Akane finished


(with Ranma)

"Dam. How did this happen? One minute I'm running for my life from Ryoga and Mousse then I get soaked with water from a pond" Ranma grumbled loudly trying to adjust his soakin wet clothes.

silence

*Growwwwlllll*

more silence

"I must be hungry" Ranma said then he noticed the cafe

"how convenient"

he walked into the cafe to sit down until he noticed a certain short haired girl

'wait is that...CRAP!'

he hid behind a nearby colum (or something like that) he peeked out from behind it

"Hey Akane you think the girls will come back?" one of her companions spoke up

'Crap! It is Akane!' Ranma thought

"I'm sure they'll be here any minute now." Akane said

'hey wait why am I hiding? she won't reconize me'

suddenly the cafe doors burst open reveling three out of breath girls

"GUYS! look what we Found!" the three said

On the far left in the arms of a girl with a huge pig behind her was a little black piglet with a yellow bandanna on it's neck

In the middle in the arms of a foerign girl with a deep tan was a duck wearing thick glasses

and in the arm of the girl on the far rights what looked like a bear with a strange pink flower

'OH! TRIPLE CRAP!' Ranma thought


well? was it good? bad? neutral? should I add something else? is there anything else I should add? PLEASE REVIEW AND TELL ME! Also...

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