Disclamer: I do not own Ranma ½ it belongs to the wonderful Manga writer Rumiko Takahashi!
Summary: Akane Tendo is a Karate Master and is about to be transferred to a new school for her senior year and fell in love with her teacher Ranma Saotome and he loves her back but, there is one big problem he has a curse (can you guess) when he falls in cold water he turns into a girl and turns back into a boy with hot water. put these two together in a class and you get a whole bunch of wackiness.
- Chapter 6 -
~During (flash back) 1~
"Oh! They are soooo cute!" Sayuri cooed
"were did you find them?" Yuka asked
"well I found-" Akari tried to say
"Hold on! I wanna tell first!" Ukyo said
"No I want to!" Shampoo said
"No me first!" Ukyo said
"No me!"
"Please stop Fighting!" Akari said
"No me!"
"Shampoo first!"
"UKYO FIRST!"
"Hey!" Akane said
"SHAMPOO!"
"UKYO!"
"Hey!"
The teens continued to argue
Akane looked at both teenagers and at the struggling Akari
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Akane screamed
The once screaming girls and everybody at every table were covering their ears
It quieted down "Thank you. Now how about Akari goes first, then Shampoo, and, then Ukyo. Does that sound fair?"
"Sounds fair" Akari said
The other two were silent
"DOES. THAT. SOUND. FAIR?" Akane said in a much more deadly tone
"YES!" They both said scared
"Okay Akari you can now tell your...'pig story'"
"Okay! Well it started when I was on my way to the dorm..."
Flash back - outside the dorm
"OH! I can't believe i left my brochure" Akari said as she rounded the corner
as she ran she noticed a pig. A realy big pig.
"Oh! Hello Katsunishiki"
The pig turned to it's owners voice
"Squeee!"
Akari heard a pig squeal and it was too small to be her pigs so she looked around and didn't see anything
"that was weir-""Squee!"
Another squeal and this time Akari's pig nudged her hand
"Do you know where the squeals are coming from, Katsunishiki?" She then noticed a small black piglet Katsunishiki's mouth
"Katsunishiki! I can't belive you! Spit him out right now!"
Katsunishiki spit the little piglet out of his mouth and the piglet looked furious and begin to pull his hooves through the dirt like a bull and charged hitting Katsunishiki he didn't move at all
"Oh! How cute he's trying to fight! Maybe he's a wrestiling pig!" she cooed
The pig ignored her and ran away
"Aw! Too bad I wanted to know the owner of such a determined pig" Akari began to walk away with Katsunishiki behind her
"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" A very distant determined squeal echoed almost like a battle cry and Akari turned and it seemed like someone had pushed a 'pause' button:
The little black pig had tackled Katsunishiki and sent him flying into the pond close by
At first Akari was too shocked to register what had happened and her eyes became downcast
The pig seemed to think he did something wrong and nudged her sock Akari let out a squeal of delight and picked up the pig so fast you think she'd get whiplash
"Oh! Now I realy need to know your owner! Katsunishiki! Go get brochure and some papers! Please!"
Katsunishiki went and did as he was told and seemed both excited and mad about something
"Oh! I can't believe I'm getting married! I have to tell my father and-!" she looked at the pig who looked confused
she smiled "tell you at the restraunt!" She squealed
End flash back
Akari had a big smile plastered on her face when she finished her tale and everyone (excluding set pig, duck, and Ranma) stared shocked and embarressed
"Wait that agreement is still...?" Yuka said
"Yep!"
"That if another pig beats Katsunishiki...?" Sayuri said
"Yep!"
"You have to...?" Shampoo and Ukyo said
"Yep!"
("Get to the point") Ranma, the pig, and duck thought
"You have to marry him?" Akane finally finished
-dead silence-
("WHAAAAAAT?-!") The pig, duck, and Ranma thought and the pig looked beyond embarrassed
"Hey Akari is the pig sick? It looks really red." Akane said
Akari looked at the pig
"It's a male and he doesn't feel warm" Akari said making the pig even more red
"Well p-chan does look kinda boyish" Akane said
"P-chan?" everyone but, Akari said questioningly
"He needs a name so why not 'P-chan'. You 'p' for pig and 'chan' for little" she explained
They all thought for a moment
"Not a bad idea" Yuka said
"I like it" Sayuri said
"Sounds good" Ukyo said
"Shampoo likes it" Shampoo said
"It's adorable" Akari said
Akane smiled happily
"Shampoo next! Shampoo next!"
"All right! All right! Shampoo just tell your story!" Akane said slightly annoyed
"Well shampoo found stupid duck when-"
Flash back - in shampoo's bedroom
"Not here" Shampoo said from one bags and jumped into a nearby trunk in her room
"Waitress uniform, Map-of-Shampoo's-home-town, box-of-hair-accessories, Shampoo's big sword!" she grumbled
"IT'S NOT HERE!"she screeched
"Quack! Quack! Quack!" "What was that?" Shampoo said and looked around and she noticed something at her window
She opened it and a little white feathery thing flew in
"Quack! Quack! Quack!" The thing quacked it was a duck, a small white duck. Wearing glasses?
"Just a stupid duck" Shampoo said
The duck looked slightly hurt
"Shampoo needs to find brochure now!" She screeched then she noticed the 'stupid duck' next her keys and her purse the duck was pulling at something in her bag
"Hey! Get outta there! Stupid theif duck!"
The ducks head came out at this it was holding a paper that said 'waitress wanted' on it
It took Shampoo's brain a minute to regester
"Brochure was in Shampoo's bag?" and another minute for her to regester
"How embarrising and worst part is stupid duck found it"
The duck looked slightly hurt again
"well might as well go back now" Shampoo said and picked up the duck and went back to the restraunt
end flash back
Shampoo finished her tail looking bored
"ooooookaaaaay" Sayuri said
"That's a very interesting story" Ukyo said
"Why did you bring the duck again?" Yuka asked
"Not enough meat in Raman" Shampoo responded
Now the duck looked scared
"Your not allowed to put your own ingredients in your food" Akari interjected for the scared duck
"Where does it say-?" Akari held up the schools hand book and pointed to a rule
"No bringging your own ingredinants to the food" Shampoo read allowed
"Damn" Shampoo said and then tossed the duck to the side
("How cruel") Everyone but shampoo thought
"Well how did you get the bear, Ukyo?" Yuka asked
"Hmm... no where special just two boys dressed like girls came and gave it to me, there in the club I think, Can't remember their name though" Ukyo explained
"Why can't you remember?" Sayuri asked curiously
"They never told me"
"Ah!" They all said in understanding
"Well since that's taken care of let's eat!" Akane said
And they continued eating for a while until...
"Um...Excuse me"
I'M FINALY DONE! I AM SOOOOO SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE WITH SCHOOL, WRITERS BLOCK, AND MY OLD COMPUTER SUCKING SO MUCH I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO DO IT! but I have a new computer and I still have writers block (damn) but I FANALY UPDATED! I HOPE YOU LIKED IT!