Ahh, yesterday was lovely. Since the resturant was closed, for once, Tiana and I got to go and listen to all the christmas music around the french quarter, theres just something about jazz that makes that music even better. But in all seriousness I am asking you guys for a bit of help. Christmas is in almost ten days and I still have no gift for her! D: She is so difficult to buy for. If I don't find something amazing, something tells me I won't get a "present." lol But anyhow, SO many questions, I am glad you all are getting a "punch?", as you americans say, out of me answering them. :)

PrincessTricia:

"What is your fav moment with your wife before or after the wedding and meeting her? Or just learning from eachother?"

"Hmm, well meeting her, if you count either the very FIRST time I laid eyes on her she wouldn't even say "hi" to me :( Very cranky waitress indeed.. I'd have to say while we were learning from eachother, my favorite would have to be when she taught me how to mince. No one had ever taken the time to do something like that for me and it really touched- Okay no more namby-pamby.. it was just nice."

"#2 What do u love most about her? Her looks, beauty, courage, wisdom, patience, responsiblity, or how normal she is? Or just all of the above?"

"Well, of course I, Prince Naveen, appreciate beauty. But, its all the things mentioned and more."

"What do u do to help her out whenever she is stressing over something?" When ISN'T she? Xp "What do you guys do when you get off work?" If I told you, this would be updated to an M ;)
"Like do you massage her back, shoulders, or feet for her?"

"Back, yes.. Shoulders, mmhmm.. Feet, she won't let me touch. Too ticklish."

"What are you most thankful about her?"

"That she cares about ME, not just my money or title as other girls did."

"If u were the only one left on earth, out of you two, and Tiana had gone to heaven, what would you miss most about her?"

"I do NOT even want to think about such a thing! Next! D:"

"Do you eat all her cookies? Cuz if you do then your next task; to learn how to bake cookies to repay your lover."

"Tiana won't let me near the stove after the incident with the oven mits. How was I supposed to know you DON'T leave them in the oven? I mean thats what their called right? Psh.."

"When is your birthday/when were you born?"

"Aha, you wish to know so that you could buy me a present yes? Well, I was born on November, 16th, 1905."

"What did you feel like when you:first laid eyes on your wife," "Nervous." "after you first danced with her, before you were married," "Unbounded joy, love." "When dancing with her at the wedding." "Well, somewhat nervous as everyone was stairing at yes plus she was stepping on my feet for a while, but I was a gentleman and didn't tease her, too much."

"What was the reception like?"

"Well..*sigh* Charlotte was put in charge of it.. So as you can guess everything was very over exagurated, but the two frogs atop our wedding cake, seven tiers tall, was a nice touch even if no one got it."

"How did your parents feel after they met your wife?"

"Well, at first they were skeptical that I would marry some girl with no money. Then after the whole explanation of the resturant and hard work and mincing they were overthrilled to welcome her to the family.":)

"What was your honeymoon like? was it beautiful and romantic as can be? Where did you guys go?"We didn't go anywhere, she wanted to stay and work on the place, so we just stayed in a hotel for about two days :( I plan on getting a second honemoon this spring when we go to Maldonia ;) What did you two do on your honeymoon? LOTS. ;)Don't worry I won't ask for all the details don't want her strangling you again, like when you turned her into a beautiful frog. More than she realized."

"Haha, try to tell her she was. Still dislikes our mucusy brethren."

L.O.A.D:

"What was it like as a frog?"

"I was anticipating this for a while now. It was actually not as bad as Tiana made it out to be. Free meals, no bathing.. as disgusting as that sounds.. But after a while I missed my human body. I mean with a phisique like mine wouldn't you ;)"

DisneyPrincess:

"Dear Prince Naveen," Yes, now that is the way :) "If you and Tiana ever had children, would you consider naming your first daughter Evangeline, or your first son Raymond (after ray)?"

"Did Eudora put you up to this? O-o Well, that is a possiblity.. But as for the first son I believe James might be a better fit. He was such a good man, from all I hear, and inspired my Tiana to never give up. But I'll have to keep that on my list, yes I have a list."

MyahLyah:

"Prince Naveen, do you and Tiana use birth controll? (Condoms, the pull out method? yeah personal but I want to know!)

"Well, yes that is very VERY personal.. um, we kinda use condoms, but they are hard to get ahold of due to the many catholics in New orleans. In fact the cathedral we were married in is even against the pull out, as you called it. We also use, oh how does she say it? The timing method? It's where she has to..you know its confusing. Man am I glad I am a man and not a woman. X( )

"What is Tiana's favorite perfume (if she's not allergic)?"

"Well, she is NOT allergic and her favorite one? Well I think its along the lines of Jasmine with hits of other floral scents.. its wonderful."

"Whats your shoe size?"

"Ten"

"Whats Tiana's measurement (figure-wise) I'm comparing it to mine."

"Well, wow.. I have never really taken the time to actually measure it.. I mean.. I guess its about maybe about the perfect hour glass with her waist being 28, bust a a little larger, but her hips are what really complete it.. I think their a bit over average." Wow, that was odd."

"Whats your favorite dance besides the charleston?"

"Lindy hop."

"How do you keep your hair beautiful and healthy?"

"Well.. thats a secret I shall not share."

"Is Tiana the only virgin you've been with? (real talk...she's been so focused with trying to make her dreams come true she had no time to hang out with Georgia and the crew."

"Yes she was the only one. Most girls who wanted me were allready experianced. "

"Now that Tiana's a princess are you two welcomed in all stores, parks, ect?"

"Well, I guess.. there are some stores she just won't go into. I hate this whole "colored" thing they have against her. Who gives a sheinzo about it! I am glad that we don't have race problems in my country... Sorry, it really does infuriate me. At least Charlotte and Big daddy don't think like they do."

"If you and Tiana couldn't concieve a child, would you consider adopting one or two?"

"While I have no doubt we shall ever run into that problem ;) I think it could be a possiblity."

"Does New Orleans drinking water taste the same as Maldonian?"

"No, I swear there are spices even in the water.. or maybe the gumbo has permanently coated my tastebuds."

"Are your parents uptight?"

"Twenty years of dealing with me would make anyone uptight especially since I played tricks on Lawerence and humilated him everyday. I was grounded so much I began just getting used to the "punishment." Which really when your a royal, grounding doesn't really do anything."

"How did you feel when your parents told you, your gonna be a big brother? (Prince Ralphie.)"

"Well, I was actually excited. I had no other boys to play with but when he first got here all he did was cry. Then when I was about fifteen he could toddle after me."

"How close are you and Ralphie? He's about seven years old right?"

"Yes, and we are as tight as any brothers."

"If Tiana said yes (I highly doubt she would like any woman) would you have a second or third wife?

O_O' "We Maldonians don't support Polygamy. I personally think your asking to be murdered while sleeping or being constantly in fighting with the wives if there are more than one. So no thanks."

"Whats Tiana's shoe size?"

"About a six and a half."

"Is Tiana pregnant yet?"

"No, and if Eudora is paying you I tell you.. I can.. um play Ukulele for you :)

"How do you feel about women (and men...yes I had to go there, you have man fans. I've seen them and I'm 100% woman) still swooning over you even though you're married to a goodlooking dame like Tiana?"

"Interesting.. I always knew I had man fans, but not like that.. oh well there will always be my enormous fan base that wants me.. its the price to pay for being so handsome and sexy...;)

"Does Tiana taste like chocolate?"

"Dark chocolate ;) Good for the heart too."

"Have you two talked about the possiblillty of having children in the future?"

"A bit. We are not going so far as to plan a baby room... yet."

"Do you and Tiana participate in charitable activities?"

"Well, not just because its the right thing to do, but also due to us being prince and princess; its expected. We threw a charity dinner last week to raise money for the local orphanage. It was a huge success."

"Whats your IQ?"

"Ehh.. never been tested but I'm sure its pretty high.. at least pretty sure.."

"When you were busy getting with thousands of women, did you ever think that you would settle down?"

"Interesting question, yes I did. The bachlor life of drinking, beautiful women, and constant parties is only fun for a while. Soon you end up in a bed alone with the worst hangover and you have to realize you are living a hollow life."

"Do you like Josephine Bakers music? And her banana dance?"

"Yes, but I'd rather see Tiana do it.. infact.. hmm..maybe for my next birthday."

"What kind of car do you and Tiana own?"

"None, we walk everywhere and thanks to those wonderful beignets, I need to do so to keep slim."

"Do you think there will be a man as fabulously amazing as you?"

"No, that is like a comet passing. Once in a lifetime."

"When it comes to marrying a beautiful woman like Tiana, do you have haters?"

"Oh yes, but I ignore them. A lot of the maids back home dislike her.."

"Whats your religious belief?"

"I believe in God. I'm not sure what denomination I am, but I do believe in him."

"What is your greatest accomplishment?"

"Well, I'd have to say; making Tiana that ring. It was the first thing ever made out of selflessness by my own hands."

"Have you ever accidentally fart while dancing?"

"Umm... once..ehh this question is beyond embarassing."

"Do you and Tiana have Twitter accounts?"

"We did, but after some people started bugging us about this "Team Edward/Jacob" thing we left."

"Are you annoyed by me and my questions?"

"No ;) bring em on!"

"Last but not least...do you think that you suffer from the personality disorder narcissistic?"

"No, why? *looks in mirror and grins* I am handsome no?"

megawoman 5210:

"Dear Prince Naveen, Whats the worst part about being a frog? And how do you like New Orleans culture?"

"I love the culture. It is decended of French and Spainsh. New Orleans is full of life, music, and good food and spirits. As to the frog question; that is simply because of the toungue. It has a mind of its own."

Well, you all have exausted me completely..lol but it is a good exausted like- well we shall just say a certain activity with my princess. Speaking of, any questions for tomorow she shall be answering. Yes you shall get to ask Tiana. So think up something good. I'm heading off now.

Abinazza till wednsday.