Author's Notes: Ok... These days, I have been very stressed. I have many major birthday celebrations to attend, I'm moving to a new school, living with the possibility I'm going to Canada (I don't have anything against the place... since I know NOTHING of it...), I have a piano/singing recital, my friends are pressurizing me to continue writing Bite Me if You Can when I'm having a MAJOR case of writer's block and stress, and of course, CHRISTMAS. So I was looking through my documents to relieve stress and found TONS of FanFics for Vocaloid that I'd totally forgotten. They were written quite some time ago, so they're craptastico... So yeah.

This was meant to be humourous, but I suck at normal humor that most people like. So yep. Erm... Enjoy my crappy work I think. Teehee. :D

DISCLAIMER: I do not own VOCALOID. If I did, I would make Haine Lin and Ren official VOCALOIDs. Have you heard them? They sound AWRSHURM, ESPECIALLY Ren. Teehee... *nosebleeds while maintaining wierd, sadistic fangirl look*

Neru Akita says: Oh… Len-otōto and mom just came back from the grocer's.

Friday, November 19, 2010, 13 10

Neru Akita says: Hmmm… Len-otōto's coming over here. I wonder why, since he hates me cos of his little girlfwend Riiiin. Post in a few minutes.

Friday, November 19, 2010, 13 11

IN THE AKITA HOUSEHOLD

"Neru!" Len called for his elder sister, who was 12 years his senior. Neru bounded over to her 5-year old brother, obviously ecstatic that he was finally talking to her.

"Yes, my totally kawaii little bro?" Neru asked sweetly, obviously wanting to get back into his good books.

Len blushed shyly and bit his lip as he twirled his left foot on the floor. "I want to tell you something, onē-san…" He muttered as he motioned for Neru to kneel down from her tremendous and astonishing height. (5ft.)

Neru giggled as she knelt down. Len grinned at her widely as he said: "Neru- onē-san, you are very pretty!"

Neru's face lit up and her eyes widened as something stirred within her soul. "Really?" Len nodded his head vigorously.

Neru squealed with delight as she took out her iPop 4 and opened the app. She then opened the "Video Camera" and selected the "ADD TO PAGE RIGHT AFTER RECORDING WITH NO QUESTIONS ASKED". There. She focused the camera on Len's face and pressed play. "Ok, Lenny, could you say that again for Nene-chan?"

Len flashed a crooked smile. Neru thought there was something a bit… off about it, but nevertheless, continued with the show. "Akita Neru, Born November 1, 1990, in Sapporo, Japan, to Akita Miku and some random guy from a one-night stand, YOU ARE VERY PRETTY!" He yelled into the camera.

In an instant, Miku, their mother, came along, her unblinking eyes flashing with anger. "AKITA LEN!" She yelled with an ugly snarl. "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, LITTLE BOYS SHOULDN'T LIE! SAY SORRY TO NERU NOW!"

Len sniffed a little, and turned to his dumbstruck sister. "I'm… s-s-s-s-sorry, onee-s-s-san… f-f-f-for l-lying…" He sniffed again, displaying his cut puppy-dog eyes. "Ok. Now BACK TO YOUR ROOM!" Miku's voice was cold and hard. Len ran up the stairs, four steps at a time, and Miku-Mama followed suit.

Neru was dumbstruck. She slowly pressed the "END" button. Of course, she had totally forgotten that right after she had pressed end, the video would be posted on her BABBLER account. Broadcast to half the school.

Oh crap.

F*CK. NERU'S. LIFE.

Author's Notes: Hey... It's Kiri's sis, Katie. Um... -Katie

*Sitting in emo corner*-Kiri

Um... My sis -well, actually she isn't my sis, she's a friend- is having an emo moment. She asked her close friend what her favourite story by her was... -Katie

And she said NONE! Because my writing skills suck! And SHE'S the one who told me I was great at writing and I should post these up! Back then, I was too shy, cos' I was afraid what people would say. Then she told me not to care because they were great... -Kiri

Well you're listening to what she's saying right now. -Katie

...Oh yeah. -Kiri

I'll just say it for her: R&R please! -Katie

EDIT: Hey, Kiri. -Katie

Yeah, Katie? -Kiri (Back to happy self. YEHY!)

Um... I posted our whole coversation just now in your A/N. You want me to take it down? -Katie

No, it's ok! -Kiri (totally oblivious)

So... You won't take it down or anything? -Katie

Yep! -Kiri (still blabbering like an oblivious fool)

Victory. -Katie