I don't own Torchwood, or Harry Potter...
Observations of a Manipulator by the darkness revealed
Report written by: Dr Owen Harper
Observed: Sometime in July
Specimens: Captain Jack Harkness and Mr. Ianto Jones
Report commences:
It was during June when I saw just how manipulative and scheming the Teaboy could be. You see, the Teaboy was a fan of Harry Potter (I hate the whole bloody series myself) and he was extremely excited for the sixth movie to come out. The whole darned end of June and beginning of July all we heard was, "I'm going to see it as soon as it comes out!" and "Tom Felton is so hot!" and "Harry Potter blah, blah, blah…!"
It was extremely annoying and by the beginning of July I was ready to bash his head in the next time he even mentioned the words "Harry Potter". Plus, all his obsessive talk about Tom Felton and Rupert Grint had the Captain red with jealousy.
Then, the day before it came out, the Teaboy asked Jack if he would go with him. Jack immediately said no. Iant - I mean, the Teaboy, looked extremely hurt. He continued asking Jack, and Jack kept saying no.
Finally, at the end of the day, after Jack said no yet again, the Teaboy left, looking down. I thought that he had finally given up, but then I noticed the crafty gleam of his eyes. He was planning something.
Sure enough, the next day, he arrived at the Hub not wearing his suit. He was in fact wearing a tight pair of jeans and a sweater. The Captain looked extremely turned on. The Teaboy went into his office. I don't know what happened in there, but after ten minutes, a very mussed looked Teaboy came out, leading a tousled Captain by the hand. He said they were going to see Harry Potter, and left.
My conclusions are that the Teaboy can be extremely crafty if he wants to be, and won't take no for an answer. He now has the Captain wrapped around his finger…Is he planning to take over the Hub?
Must continue to observe those two…
End of Report
Popped into my head after dinner Saturday night...
By the way, if you don't know who Tom Felton and Rupert Grint are, they play Malfoy and Ron Weasley. And i think they are extremely cute, especially Tom Felton. :)
Please tell me what you think!