Observations of a Traumatized Doctor by the darkness revealed
Report written by: Dr. Owen Harper
Observed: January of 2010
Specimens: Dr. Owen Harper, Captain Jack Harkness, and Mr. Ianto Jones
Report commences:
Sso I waljked in ths miorning and…give me a second to calm down…
That's better.
So I walked in this morning. I was alone, because Tosh had a cold and Gwen was spending the day with her annoying boyfriend, Whathisname. I needed to ask the Captain something, so I went up to his office. And I saw--urgh, I'm actually blushing--the Captain and the Teaboy on his desk…Dammit, I just can't go on! Let's just say that there was a lot of chocolate sauce, a box of stopwatches, an abnormally large mug of coffee and a hockey stick involved.
Oh, G-d. I am TRAUMATIZED.
Observations of post-traumatic reactions: I'm shaking horribly, and I feel the urge to take a very hot bath and scrub out my brain. I am also resisting (not very well) taking Retcon.
One thing's for certain--I will not be able to look at the Captain, the Teabot or a mug of coffee for quite a while. And there goes my ice cream sundae with chocolate sauce.
End of Report
I thought this up last night in the shower. It's quite funny because the idea for this whole entire Observations story was also thought up in the shower.
Two exams down…Seven to go!
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