Observations of a Banana Revenge by the darkness revealed
Report written by: Doctor Owen Harper
Observed: Two days after potato incident
Specimens: Captain Jack Harkness
Report commences:
Remember that…incident with a potato? Well, it's been two days and I'm still steaming. I promised revenge, and revenge there will be.
Here's my plan: You know how the Captain loves bananas? Seriously, he's infatuated with them. I once saw him slow-dancing with one. Apparently, they remind him of someone he knew a while back, someone he must have had a crush on, to look at bananas like that.
Anyways, I very carefully placed the same controller the Captain used into a banana. Then I'm gonna give it to him and activate the controller. I can't wait to see his face when his banana moves! You know what they say: An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
Ok, I just gave it to him. I was all like, "I know you love bananas and I happen to have an extra, so here, please take it." And the Captain, the idiot that he is, took it! He wasn't even suspicious!!!
It's been five minutes, and he hasn't eaten it yet. He's just sitting in his office, staring at it. He left the blinds open, so I can see everything.
Finally! He opened the banana! He's about to take a bite! Controller, don't fail me now!
Mwa ha ha ha! You should've seen his face! When he saw the banana jerk, he jumped a foot into the air and screamed like a girl! Oh, and I brought in a video camera, so the whole thing was caught on tape, preserved forever!
Revenge is sweet!
Uh oh. He's coming for me now, and he doesn't look to happy. Better run.
You know, writing a revenge story never even crossed my mind. Thanks to Ravenja70 for suggesting I write a revenge Observations story. This is for you, Ravenja70!
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