Observations of an April Fool by the darkness revealed
Report written by: Dr. Owen Harper
Observed:April 1st (AKA April Fool's Day)
Specimens: Captain Jack Harkness
Report commences:
April Fool's Day…one of my favourite days of the year...I get to pull pranks and trick people, and not get into trouble! In fact, it's expected!
Heh, heh, heh…I'm going to have so much fun today.
I'm gonna prank me some Captains now!
Prank 1: I got Tosh to fake a Weevil alert, and the Captain took me along with him. When we got there (a deserted warehouse) I sneakily convinced him to split up. Idiot that he is, he just nodded and went off. I then slipped into a monster costume that I had borrowed from, no joke, the Teaboy.
Picture the scene: The Captain is sneaking around, trying to find the Weevil. He hears a sound, he freezes. He sees a shadow moving and goes after it. And then, he receives a humongo shock when a big green thing jumps on him screaming "April Fools!"
The Captain was not amused, but I sure was.
Prank 2: I called him to the autopsy bay to see something important. All innocent and trusting, he comes over and slips on the oil I spread on the stairs. I nearly busted a rib laughing.
And on it went. The bucket of oatmeal above his office door, the coffee spiked with pepper, the puddle of plastic vomit on his desk, the fake eyeballs in his food…the Captain fell for every single little trick I played on him, even the hand buzzer and the water spraying flowers.
The Captain is such an idiot. In fact, I'd go so far as to say he's an April Fo-aaargh!
Oh my G-d…..the entire rest of the team just jumped on me out of nowhere and yelled, "April Fools!"
Oh well. I guess we're all April Fools in the end.
I'm not so sure about this, so tell me what you thought!
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