Observations of a Hat by the darkness revealed
Report written by: Dr Owen Harper
Observed: 9:30 am, just as I came into work
Specimens: UNIT cap, Dr Owen Harper
Report commences:
There it sat, looking innocent and harmless. But no way was I touching it--NO WAY.
I mean, why would a red UNIT cap be sitting on a desk? Well, someone must have put it there. And who do I know with a liking for UNIT caps? That's right--the Captain and the Teaboy.
So no way am I touching that hat. I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole.
I just realized--it's on my desk, right? And I'm pretty sure the Teaboy doesn't wear it when he's cleaning it up…
Ew! The Captain and the Teaboy had sex over my desk!
Oh my G-d, I have a really yucky mental image in my head…
Ok, I'm not touching my desk either…
It's really short, but I think it's cute. What do you think?
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