Observations of a Magical Man Part 1 by the darkness revealed
Report written by: Dr Owen Harper
Observed: Friday in the beginning of April
Specimens: Mr. Ianto Jones, Captain Jack Harkness
Report commences:
The Captain is having a bad day. He's all grumpy and huffy and a pain to be around. He gave Gwen a twenty minute lecture on responsibility when she came in a half hour late. Mind you, she deserved it; she's been coming late for months.
So now even Gwen is afraid to be near the Captain. He keeps snapping at everyone.
Ok, I've officially diagnosed his bad mood as sleep deprivation. According to the Teaboy, the Captain hasn't slept properly in almost a week. Huh. I'll take that to mean that they're sleeping together— really sleeping together, not just shagging.
Well, I'm not gonna tell the Captain that he should go take a nap. Gwen tried and got another twenty minute lecture. *snort* You should've seen her face.
And now the Captain has retired to his office to sulk. He's just sitting there growling silently to himself. No way am I going in there. I'm too young to die.
The Teaboy just went in. I'm praying that nothing happens to him --what'll I do about coffee?
Wow. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I'd never have believed it. The Teaboy just went over to the Captain and started massaging his shoulders. For a second, I thought the Captain was going to yell at him or something, but then he just relaxed. The Teaboy whispered something in his ear; the Captain nodded, looking sleepy, and went down his hole to his bed.
The Teaboy just left, smirking slightly.
I think he has magical powers. No one else has ever approached the Captain when he's in a temper and lived. Is the Teaboy a wizard?
I just randomly got this idea, so I decided to write it down, and yeah.
Part 2 coming up soon! Have a great weekend everyone!
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