Part two, as promised. Enjoy!!!
Observations of a Magical Man Part 2 by the darkness revealed
Report written by: Dr Owen Harper
Observed: Monday. I hate Mondays.
Specimens: Mr. Ianto Jones, Dr Owen Harper, Gwen Cooper
Report commences:
I am very annoyed at the world.
A Rift opening was predicted for around lunchtime today. And the Captain told me, the Teaboy and Gwen to go. Why? Because he wants us to have some 'on-site bonding time'. On-site bonding time my butt. I bet he just wanted us out of the way so he could…ok, gonna stop there.
Anyways, we go to the place—an abandoned alley in Splott, how clichéd can you get?—and wait and wait and wait…Finally, the bloody Rift opens and you know what comes out? Goop. That's right, it started pouring buckets and buckets of goop right down on us. Thanks a lot, Rift. You make our job ever so fun!
So now I'm dripping in gunk. I look like some lame slime monster in an old monster flick. Or a giant slug. I'll go with the monster.
Heh heh, Gwen is no better. Her hair is completely covered, and now she's complaining about how she just got it done and how it'll take forever to wash it out and bla bla bla…
Oh great. The Teaboy somehow comes out completely slime-free. There's not even a speck of goo on him! How does he do it?
Ok, this just proves it. The Teaboy is magical.
Hey, do you think he knows Harry Potter?
I love the last line :)
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