Observations of a Dancing Queen by the darkness revealed
Report written by: Dr Owen Harper
Observed: 10:00 PM
Specimens: Captain Jack Harkness
Report commences:
It was pretty late and usually I would be at a bar or a random chick's house, yet here I was, walking into the Hub. Why? It's quite simple—I'd somehow forgotten by wallet on my desk and you can't get beer without money.
The Hub was exceptionally quiet—everyone had gone home, even the Teaboy, and the Big Bloody Bird was asleep, so the only sounds were the humming of the computers and the occasional creak.
Well, it gave me a HUGE fright when the strains of disco music reached me. I very manfully twitched and gave an extremely manful squeak.
After letting my heart calm down, I decided to investigate the noise.
"Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go"
The music sounded awfully familiar…
Ah-ha! It's ABBA!!!
Oh, great, just what I need, an ABBA loving alien weirdo that's taken over the Hub.
Oh, my sweet grandmother's underwear….the Captain is dancing to ABBA.
Let me repeat for clarification -- The Captain is dancing to ABBA.
Have I gone insane? Or am I dreaming? Better pinch myself to make sure…Ow! Ok, I'm awake, and sane…I think.
"You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen"
That man can dance!!!
Right, I'm gonna go…I'll just set the CCTV to record first…
Yeah, I know, this is the most overdone little idea ever, the old "Jack dances to ABBA" cliché…But I think it's cute…What about you?
Reviews are loved forever and ever!
Lyrics are from 'Dancing Queen' by ABBA.