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Observations of a Flowery Apron by the darkness revealed
Report written by: Dr Owen Harper
Observed: 9:00 on Tuesday morning
Specimens: Ianto Jones
Report commences:
At around 5:45 this morning, the Captain called the team in because of two Weevil alerts. It took us a whole flipping three hours (three hours!) to sedate them and get them safely locked away in a vault! I am NOT happy. This is the third night in a row that my precious sleep has been interrupted! It's hard to maintain this level of awesomeness without proper sleep, you know!
So tired…I feel like a zombie….AAARGH! I hate this job!
On the plus side, though, the Teaboy is making pancakes! I never knew he could cook! He's been in the kitchen for almost 15 minutes and it smells so good! I'm gonna go swipe a pancake…
Ow! The Teaboy whacked my hand with his spatula! He must have eyes on the back of his head! How could he have known I was there? Anyways, guess this means I'll have to actually wait for the pancakes…darn.
Yum! The Teaboy just brought in a steaming plate of pancakes! The Captain looks happy. I wonder if the Teaboy ever made pancakes for him before?
Well, the pancakes are incredibly yummy and guess what the Teaboy is wearing? A bright yellow apron covered in flowers! I nearly busted a rib laughing, but then the Teaboy glared at me so I stopped. I don't want decaf…
And besides he looks cute.
I wonder if I can convince the Teaboy to make French toast next?
The line "So tired...I feel like a zombie..." sounds like me and my friends in the morning at school ;)
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