This is a follow on of sorts from the last Observation. It takes place the next morning…Enjoy!
Observations of a Messy Eater by the darkness revealed
Report written by: Dr Owen Harper
Observed: 9:00 on Wednesday morning
Specimens: Captain Jack Harkness
Report commences:
Who da man? That's right, me! I actually convinced the Teaboy to make French toast!
So here I am, sitting and writing this, while the Teaboy gives out French toast. He has a new apron this time—it says "Kiss the Cook". Ha ha, like I'd ever do that. But I think the Captain is seriously considering it. Ew.
Speaking about the Captain, have you ever seen him eat? It's completely disgusting, yet strangely fascinating. He just somehow shoved a whole slice into his mouth and is chewing very, very, very slowly.
*snort* He looks like a chipmunk.
Oh, ew. Gwen just said something completely idiotic and the Captain had a laugh attack—with his mouth still stuffed with half chewed French toast—and it all fell out…that has to be one of the grossest things I've ever seen, and that's saying something.
And now he got maple syrup all over his face, along with crumbs, and jam. Yuck. I mean, not even I eat that badly!
The Teaboy is heading over with a wet bath-towel and he doesn't look too happy. Ooh, looks like someone's gonna get a bath!
I'd better go before the Teaboy decides to give me a bath, too!
Well, it's almost 1:00 AM here in Canada, and I should be going to bed, but inspiration struck in the shower (yet again. Why is it always the shower?) And so, here I am. I hope you enjoy it, and if you think it's strange, have mercy on a poor, inspired-and-tired writer. Wow! I'm a poet and I didn't even know it!
Hey, I'm tired! Sorry for being insane and random!
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