Observations of a Boring Day by the darkness revealed
Report written by: Dr Owen Harper
Observed: Wednesday
Specimens: The Torchwood Team (Captain Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones, Dr Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato and Gwen Cooper)
Report commences:
Today was one of the most boring days in the history of Torchwood. Nothing happened at all. NOTHING. No aliens or rift alerts or weevils. No mysterious sightings or invasions. Zip, zilch, nada. So what did we do all day? I'll tell you what we did—NOTHING.
The Teaboy made coffee while the Captain drooled over his arse. I watched porn. Toshiko started a random new computer program. And Gwen…well, Gwen decided to try abstract painting. I didn't think it was possible to be bad at abstract painting, but I guess I was wrong.
After a while, the Captain got bored and dragged the Teaboy into his office. They had sex. Very loud sex. I think I'm gonna have some nightmares tonight.
After that…well, I wasn't awake for the next coupla hours. I took a nap on the couch. Apparently, I missed a very exciting game of Twister which ended in the Captain and the Teaboy having more sex in his office. Ew. Glad I missed that. Though I would've liked to see Tosh play…
Then they woke me up in the middle of a really good dream because they were playing Musical Chairs. But we only had five people so that didn't last long. So then the Captain went to rent a movie and came back with…the Sound of Music. Groan. Next time, I'm choosing the movie.
After every last torturous minute of the Sound of Music had been finished, the Captain finally let us go home.
And that was the most boring day of my life. The end.
I am so incredibly sorry for the ridiculous amount of time it has been since I last updated. All I can say is that I've had a crazy amount of work, plus we had a weekend school trip, AND exams are in a week, and I'm so insanely busy it's absurd. So yeah.
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