This idea was given to me by Orion Lyonesse. Enjoy!
Observations of an Eyebrow by the darkness revealed
Report written by: Dr Owen Harper
Observed: Tuesday
Specimens: Janet the Weevil
Report commences:
You know, ever since I joined Torchwood, I've always wondered if weevils have eyebrows. It's a valid question. I mean, has anyone ever gotten close enough to find out and lived? So today, I, Dr. Owen Harper, will do the impossible, and answer this question. Well, maybe not the impossible, but whatever.
I'm standing outside Janet's cell, and her teeth are looking mighty sharp from here. I'm seriously considering this…is it really that important to find out if weevils have eyebrows?
Just had a cup of the Teaboy's coffee, and I've decided that yes, it is that important. Ok, breathe in, breathe out, shoulders back, chin forward, and go!
I'm back! I can report that no, weevils do not have eyebrows. All they have are those wrinkly things on their foreheads.
Injuries sustained: 1 (a small bite)
Mission: complete
Go me!
Wait…just had a thought…how would Weevils look with eyebrows? Now that I've thought of that, I need to know! I'll just have another cup of coffee, and grab Gwen's eyeliner pencil when she's not looking, and then show time!
Now that is just plain creepy…I drew on eyebrows for Janet and now she looks like…I can't describe it. She looks really creepy. Oh great. Now I'm going to have dreams about being stalked by creepy Weevils with eyebrows. Oh, yuck.
You know, I think I'll have another cup of coffee to get my mind off the eyebrows. Coffee is good.
Um…not so sure about this one, but whatever. Please tell me what you thought of it!
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