Sorry for the amount of time that has passed since the last update. I have been (and still am) battling with a pretty bad case of writer's block. I really hope this makes up for it!
And because I'm bored, I will dedicate this chapter to everyone who reviewed the last chapter: sophianz, Orion Lyonesse, tabitha jones, NikkieSheepie, Camacartz, pancy nancy, Marian Locksley, milady dragon, specialfrancine, Tacroy, XbrokenXstarsX, The Queen of Confusion, anonymous, and XxTypoMasterxX. Thanks so much!
Observations of a Piece of Chocolate by the darkness revealed
Report written by: Dr. Owen Harper
Observed: Monday
Specimens: Dr Owen Harper, piece of chocolate
Report commences:
The Teaboy is torturing me. He just put a bar of chocolate in front of me and he knows I'm hungry. He's probably still angry about what happened last week. It's not my fault I spilled some coffee on his suit! It was an accident. I slipped!
Oh dear G-d…I can hear my poor stomach rumbling! That chocolate looks so good!
Ok, I'm going to steal some! Yes, I am that desperate. I'll just peek around quickly to make sure no-one's watching and then that chocolate is mine!
Ow! Dang it!
The Teaboy somehow appeared out of nowhere and slapped my hand. And now my hand is killing me, and I'm STILL hungry!
Oh, G-d, if You're out there, have mercy on me and kill me right now. I'm so hungry, and the chocolate looks so good! It's all glistening and yummy and brown, and I can smell it from here! I don't think I'll be able to last for long!
The Teaboy just took the chocolate away. Uh-oh. I hope he doesn't notice that some of it is missing!
He just stomped over to me and asked if I ate some of it. I said no, of course.
I just hope he doesn't see the suspicious brown stains on my hands.
Something funny happened to me very recently. Last week, my brother randomly asked me, "What can you do with a measuring tape?"
Let me tell you, I definitely did NOT say the first thing that came in mind.
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