I have officially conquered my writer's block! YAY!
And here it is: the first Observation that is not about Owen, Jack, or Ianto! YAY! (Sorry, I just had some chocolate cake so I'm a bit hyper.)
This idea was given to me by Marian Locksley. You rock!
Observations of a Pair of Jeans by the darkness revealed
Report written by: Dr Owen Harper
Observed: Friday
Specimens: Gwen Cooper
Report commences:
Have you ever noticed how tight Gwen's pants are? I mean, when she first started here, they were a normal size. Just your average slightly baggy jeans. And then as time went on, they started getting tighter and tighter and tighter! And now they leave absolutely nothing to the imagination! I bet she paints them on.
I don't have a problem with that, of course. The view is rather nice. But still! It must be so hard to run in those pants, and this job requires a heck-load of running! It's a miracle she hasn't fallen on her face yet.
Wow. She just walked by. Those are her tightest pair yet! I wonder how she's even walking normally!
Wait…I take that back. If you look closely enough, you can see that there is some stiffness around the knee and she's walking a bit like a penguin.
That gives me an idea. *evil laugh* Oh gosh, I'm such an evil genius.
I just asked her to come down to the autopsy bay, where I'm writing this. And you know how you get to the autopsy bay? That's right; you have to walk down some stairs. And Gwen can't even move her knees! I can't wait to see her face when she falls! This is going to be awesome!
C'mon, c'mon, trip already!
YES! She just fell flat on her face! She looks really pissed! Oh man, this is so funny!
Ok, she's coming after me and she's really starting to steam. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
But it was totally worth it to see her face.
I hope this was ok, because I literally wrote it in 10 minutes. I just felt bad that I hadn't posted anything in a while so I decided to just quickly write this and post it as a weekend present for you, my beloved readers!
Please review!