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Observations of an Excessively Neat Man by the darkness revealed
Report written by: Dr. Owen Harper
Observed: Tuesday morning
Specimens: Ianto Jones
Report commences:
OK, The Teaboy is insane. I mean, seriously! He sorted my pens by colour! First of all, I can't believe that he actually went near my desk. Second of all, who in their right mind sorts pens?
Oh my gosh. He didn't just stop at the pen sorting. He also set out my scalpels neatly and organized my papers. I can actually see my desk! How wrong is that?
What's so bad about a little mess? I mean, a little dust never hurt anyone. Ok yes, I admit it, the half-eaten sandwich I lost a month ago was pretty bad, but otherwise my desk was ok! There was no need to go and organize it.
Argh, I need some coffee.
Ok, I'm seriously freaked out. The Teaboy has sorted the coffee mugs by colour and placed each mug exactly two centimeters apart. I know that because I saw him measuring with a tape measure.
I wonder if he'd notice if I moved a mug, say, one centimeter away from the rest.
Ok, I moved it! I'm going to hide and see what happens.
Whoa. The Teaboy just walked in and could tell, from first glance, that the mug had been moved! How freaky is that? And then he took out a tape measure and put the mug back to exactly two centimeters away!
Like I said before, the Teaboy is insane.
Dang it. He just yelled my name and he doesn't look happy. How could he have known it was me?
Oh right, I forgot. The Teaboy is magical.
I can't help but feel bad for Owen. These things always end up with someone on the team pissed at him. Oh well!
I have a special Observation planned for the next chapter. If you are very good and review, you may just convince me to post it before I leave for vacation this Saturday night. So review!