I'm so, so sorry that I didn't update before Saturday! I've been really busy. Because I feel so bad, I've specially taken time away from all the swimming, eating and shopping that I'm doing to write this for you, my beloved readers. So here it is, people, the special Observation as promised. Enjoy!
Observations of an Observer by the darkness revealed
Report written by: Ianto Jones
Observed: 4:10 PM, August 24
Specimens: Dr. Owen Harper
Report commences:
Owen has been acting rather strange lately. Even stranger than normal! First of all, he hasn't watched porn during work hours for at least a month, which is strange in itself. But it gets weirder—instead of porn, he's been writing.
That's right, writing. Dr. Owen Harper, who will do anything to not write a report, is writing out of his own free will. Instead of watching porn.
He must've been taken over by aliens or something, that's the only explanation that makes sense.
He's really being creepy. He keeps staring at us and then laughing. Or he pulls a prank on us and then just smirks when we yell at him and starts writing. And the worst thing is? No one else agrees with me.
When I asked Tosh if she thought something was up with Owen, all she said was 'Mmmm…' Granted, she was in the middle of creating a new translation program at the time, but I would've appreciated an answer that contained more than one syllable.
Giving up on her, I headed over to my coffee machine to make yet another round of coffee. As I handed Gwen her mug, I decided to ask her opinion. But all she said was "Sweetie, Owen sometime does things for reasons that are beyond human comprehension. Thanks for the coffee, by the way."
You can imagine how annoyed I was getting. I mean, was I the only one with eyes around here? To make matters worse, even Jack didn't believe me. When I asked him, he rolled his eyes at me! Ok, that's it, no coffee for him this week.
I'm feeling very frustrated. Why won't anyone listen to me?
I need a nap.
I really don't like this. I really, really don't. Please tell me what you thought of it! Do you think I should redo it?
And also, this may be the last Observation for quite some time, because school starts as soon as I get back from the beach. In fact, I'm not even sure if there will be more Observations after this.
Please review!