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This follows on from the previous Observation.

Observations of a Suspicious Teaboy by the darkness revealed

Report written by: Dr. Owen Harper

Observed: Thursday

Specimens: Ianto Jones

Report commences:

I think the Teaboy is cracking up.

It started a few days ago. He started following me around and staring at me all the time, which was a bit creepy.

Later on, I saw him talking quietly with Tosh, then Gwen, then the Captain. He was asking about me, I could tell. He had a shifty look on his face and he kept glancing around. I don't know what the others said to him but he looked really annoyed when he walked away from them.

He kept looking more and more annoyed and I was getting a bit worried. Not that I was worried about him, of course; I just don't want my source of coffee to get sick.

I was even more worried when he disappeared.

Then I saw him sleeping on the sofa. The Teaboy was taking a nap. A nap! He's never had a nap, not in the three years he's worked here! Something's definitely up.

Ok, he's really freaking me out. Right now, he's staring at me writing, with a deranged look in his eye. He's tapping a pencil against his desk really hard, and I'm scared he's going to suddenly snap and throw it at me.

This is insane! I don't even know what I did!

Whew, he's gone! Now I can write in peace!

I wonder what's up with him?

ACK!

The Teaboy just snuck up on me! He really has to stop doing that; I nearly had a heart attack or something! What does he want?

Ok, that was weird…he just told me, and I quote, "I have no idea what you're doing and why, but rest assured I WILL figure it out!"

What's on earth is he going on about? What am I doing that's so weird?

You know what? I don't think it's me who's being weird. It's the Teaboy. He's the one who's acting seriously strange.

I think he needs another nap.

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