Alright, Day 1
Mission Cat Freedom is once again activated.
First I need to find my Owner…
Again I start humming James Bond.
I look around like a paranoid chicken, my eyes darting around.
Wait, what was that?
I quickly roll around taking my non-existing gun out.
Damn, it is so hard to do that when you're a cat…
Oh phew. It's only Hermione.
And guess what she's doing.
Yep, she is reading a book.
A big book. No let me rephrase that;
A HUGE book!
I think it's bigger then me! And I am B-I-G big!
"Oi over here!" Of course that is not what comes out, I'm not that talented. But maybe my owner saw the hidden meaning behind the "Miaw"
"Crookshanks!" She says noticing me; maybe she did se the hidden meaning! Oh I feel like she understands me! I mean you get pretty misunderstood while being a cat…
"What are you doing here?" Hermione asks closing the book, (but not before carefully marking the page she was on)
"Miaw" I say hopping that she will once again see the hidden "I need you to follow me"
"You hungry?" Damn, that wasn't what I was going for. Once again I am a misunderstood cat.
"Miaw, miaw" I say and snap at her ankles trying to drag her after me. Not working.
"Oh alright, lets get down to the kitchen," she says, "but you are getting to fat, I have to get you on a diet," she adds with a look that clearly says that she loves me fat.
What? A cat can hope… I don't want to end up like a bunny eating nothing but carrots.
Poor bunnies.
I try to make her follow me back to the common room where I am almost sure Malfoy is.
"Where are you going?" Hermione asks laughing at what she thinks is my stupidity, "I thought you were hungry?"
"Miaw!" I say, and push her a bit into the direction of the common room.
It makes it so easier that Hermione and that boy Draco Malfoy are Heads together.
"You want me to follow you?" Oh god, I feel like Lassie.
I am so close to puking!
But a real agent would never puke on the job. Ever.
I think? I have got to make Hermione rent some more of those 007 movies.
"Miaw," I purr and run down the hallway with her right behind me.
Huff, I think I'm going to slow it down a bit. Or maybe just stop entirely.
Just a little break.
No. Must. Keep. On. Going.
I can't! arrrgh! Too much pressure!
"Why are you taking me to the common room?" Hermione asks as I stop exactly in front of the painting of a very ugly and annoying dog.
Who paints dogs anyways? Cats are so much prettier!
Mans best friend my arse! Droll a little, get the paper and suddenly you and the owner are best buddies!
That is what I call Desperate.
Hermione said the password, since I can't really say anything else then miaw.
And we walked inside. And I was right; Draco Malfoy was sitting on the couch reading a book.
I bet you that it's the same book Hermione is caring around.
Hermione doesn't give him a second glance and walks briskly to her room.
But no, we can't have that now can we… I quickly grab some of her skirt with my teeth and pull her back. I am one strong cat!
"Crookshanks let go!" Hermione says and pulls the fabric out of my mouth causing it to rip a little.
"Crookshanks?" Malfoy asks amused standing up, "What kind of a name is that?"
"Miaw" I say agreeing with him, I mean there isn't any agent called Agent Crookshanks is there?
Though it sounds quit good…
But still, I would much rather be named something cool, like Mrs. Norris! Why isn't Flich my owner?
"See even the cat agrees with me," Malfoy says chuckling stepping closer.
"You need a cat to agree with you?" Hermione says in a mock surprise.
"Only when there isn't anyone better to get an agreement from" Malfoy says smirking.
Oh no they are starting to argue again, must do something.
I know! I can, uhm… er… god this is hard work.
Uh I got a plan! It's stupid but it's all I can do on an empty stomach.
"Umpf!" Hermione screams as I push her against Malfoy.
For a second there they just lay there on the couch on top of each other.
But then "Crookshanks!" Hermione screams as they quickly jump of each other.
Oh oh, they look pissed. Gotta get going now…
Bye by- aargh let me go you madwoman!