After I couldn't find Mrs. Norris anywhere I decided that I might as well go find Dumbledore and talk to him.

Of course that was better said then done.

I reached the gargoyle that was supposed to be the entrance to Dumbledore's office, but I quickly realized that I didn't know the password and probably couldn't pronounce it either.

"Miaw, miaw!" I said, to the gargoyle, which meant, "Come on you big stud, show some feelings for your fellow animals and let me in"

Noo! Did he… did he just smirk at me?

God if I could only - OUCH!

Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch!

All right, rule number one: never kick something made out of stone.

But guess what happened? Dumbledore himself came down to see what all the commotion was about. Bright man he is.

I quickly started asking him about my idea.

"Miaw, miaw miaw miiaw," I finish off looking pleadingly up at him.

"Hm, yes a ball could be nice," Dumbledore says.

He UNDERSTOOD me! What the heck is wrong with that man? "But why do you care?"

"Miaw?" I say the first thing that pops into my mind (which I am pretty sure that all of you know what means)

"Food?" Yep all of you guessed right, "Well alright then, but it doesn't look like you could need more food,"

I merely humpf at him and skip away

Yep, I am a skipping cat!

Good thing there isn't anything called gay cats because I would probably be considered as one with all my skipping. (A/N no offence to gay people!)

Maybe there are gay cats! But how would I know? The only two cats I know are female.

One maybe a bit of a drag queen, (come on, she turns herself into an old lady every once in a while that must be consider as some kind of drag)

Well I got tired of skipping and started walking calmly to the Great Hall.

Oh no, there comes Hermione.

"Crookshanks," she sequels and runs over to me picking me up (she must have been exercising with all those books) "Just the cat I was looking for!"

Oh great! I feel so important!

"I've come up with your diet plan," She folds out a piece of paper.

Well, cats can't read.

"Alright, Morning: salad" she reads as she realises that I can't read it myself

Are you sure that isn't a Ginny pigs' diet plan?

I can't survive with only salad!

"After that you get some cat crackers"

Oh yay.

"And then at noon you get some more salad,"

No. Way.

She is turning me into a bunny.

"And then in the evening you get both salad AND crackers!" She finishes of enthusiastically.

Jubii. I am thoroughly thrilled.

God that woman is going to kill me, and kill me slowly.

I have got to get away from her.

"And we are starting right now!" She says and drags me to the kitchens.

5 minutes later and I am still looking at that pathetic excuse for a salad.

It looks like it's alive, god I am not going to eat something moving!

There could be worms in it for all I know!

"Crookshanks either you eat it or you starve" Hermione says getting impatient.

Good point.

Might as well try it right?

YUCK! Gross! That was disgusting!

Hopefully the crackers taste better.

EWW! What is in those things! I am positive that I tasted carrots!

"Miaw!" I hiss at Hermione and walk offended out of the kitchen.

Later that evening as I am almost half asleep (meaning that I was wide awake) Hermione burst into the room looking a tad bit mad.

"Do you know what Dumbledore is making us do?" she asks

I quickly shake my head trying to look innocent.

"He wants us to arrange a ball!" She says outraged and throws herself on the bed.

"First he starts blabbing about a cat speaking to him," Hermione says

"Miaw?" I say trying to look surprised obviously not working.

"It was you wasn't it!" She screams and jumps of the bed pointing her finger accusingly at me.

"Miaw?" I say meaning "Who me?"

"I don't know how you did it or why but you did it!" She says stepping closer looking ready to kill.

Guess this is my que to go.

"Crookshanks get back here you filthy cat!"

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A/N: Aw you people are way to nice! Thank you all for the extra 10 reviews!

But I could always use more ;)

cheesie toasty :0), FlairVerona, Psycho4DUCKS, Lisa Ritchie, Snow Mouse and hyparly4sugar
Thanks for the reviews!

Special note to:

IceBreakersKiss: Well who else would a cat that would rather be named Mrs. Norris side with?

Oh and those kind of cats are dangerous! You watch out it might go and attack your computer!

Loki Blacktrick: Thanks for the advice:)

Lil-Rabi: Yeah don't we all hope so?