Phew she's gone.
Right? You don't she her anywhere?
Sorry stupid question. I have been running away from that girl for at least an hour! Doesn't she get tired or something?
Well, all this exercise must have helped somehow, maybe I don't have to follow that ridiculous diet plan any longer!
Yeah! And I get to eat my normal junk food again!
Oh golden cookies, chocolate ice cream, deep-fried French fries, pumpkin pasties, Twinkies, caramel doughnut…
God I'm hungry now! Must have some food.
You watch out house elves because here I come!
"Miaw miaw miaw" I sing to myself,
"and a bit of pumpkin juice" Dumbledore joins in.
Where did he come from?
He just keeps on getting weirder and weirder. Sometime, somewhere in a galaxy far far…
Woops sorry, I meant:
Sometime, somewhere he is going to blow up from all that weirdness.
'Puff' and you have old Dumbledore whizzing around like a balloon.
Wheeeeez.
Hehe I can just imagine it.
"Got you!" suddenly somebody screams (s.s.s) and picks me up.
Which already there is giving pretty big clues on who it is.
Who else is strong enough to carry me?
"Hermione!" I exclaim with a "miaw"
"Don't you miaw me!" Hermione says.
God that is disgusting! Like I would ever "Miaw" you! Sorry but I am not into Homo Sapiens!
"Come on, let's get going to the kitchens, it's time for Breakfast" Hermione says and starts walking briskly again.
It's already morning? No wonder I was so hungry.
Ow, ow, OW! Woman let me go!
She should take a lesson in holding a cat properly! This just hurts.
Oh god, I don't think my stomach can take this.
We stopped?
It seems like every time I am almost giving up or something we reach the destination.
NO! I am not going to eat that again!
"Miaw, miaw!" I say helplessly (Meaning "Dobby, save me!")
"Sorry, Dubby can't" Dobby says appearing with a plate full of French fries for Hermione, "Dobby will go iron his ears alright?"
He understands me too? What has this world come to?
"Miaw" I say meaning, "Yeah go do that"
Nah I'm kidding! I am not that mean to people!
"Dobby shall not do it then," Dobby says looking relived,
I start playing a bit with the salad.
Oh! Guess what I found! God I love Dobby!
He hid a cookie in the salad for me!
Sweet old bugger!
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Hermione and I walk back to the common room, but guess who we bumb into?
Dumbledore? Nope
Hagrid? Nope
Santa Claus? Come on I know you people ain't that stupid!
You want me to tell you who? (And the crowd goes nuts "Yeeeaaaah")
All right, Draco Malfoy is who.
Haha, this should be interesting.
"Ferret"
"Mudblood"
The too of them say and walk past each other.
I've gotta do something… quick think!
I quickly start jumping over to Malfoy.
Now I'm sure, Hermione has turned me into a bunny!
Well I jump over to him and with a final big amazing jump (And the crowd goes nuts again as Crookshanks the mighty makes his final jump "Yeeeaaaah")
And take the book he was reading.
Smart cat I am right?
Of course then I run back to Hermione who isn't that far away so I just about make it without having to take a break.
"Hey you stupid cat!" Malfoy yells and runs after me, "Give me my book!"
He sounds a bit like a spoiled rich kid doesn't he?
"Miaw, miaw?" I ask meaning "Or what? You gonna tell your mommy?"
"No I am going to break your neck!" Malfoy answers.
Another Catseltongue! How many of these are there in this castle?
"Granger! Get your cat to give me my book!" Malfoy screams at Hermione who is leaning against the wall looking fairly amused.
"Why should I?" She asks. Yeah you go Hermione!
"If you don't want your cat turned into squid food I highly recommend that you do something!" Malfoy said giving Hermione his 'Death Glare of dooom'
Sorry, it just sounds so more dramatic with a "Of doom" don't you think so?
Well anyways, though I truly do no want to be turned into any kind of food I kept the book and ran as fast as I could outside. Why outside? I have no clue.
Both Malfoy and Hermione were following but for very different reasons.
Malfoy wanted his book and Hermione wanted some entertainment.
And of course she wanted to be there to save me if anything happened. A cat can hope right?
So those two following me I ran to the Lake. But that of course reminded me of Malfoy's threat of turning me into squid food and I panicked.
I saw them coming closer and I panicked even more.
I did the only reasonable thing a cat could do in these situations, I got rid of the evidence.
Meaning I threw the book into the lake and tried to look innocent at Malfoy hoping he wouldn't notice anything.
"Why you little!" Malfoy yelled and turning to his violent side he threw me into the lake! With a spell of course, he would just exhaust himself by doing it with his hands and not a wooden stick.
"Miaw!" I hissed; I hate getting wet!
Oh shit! I can't swim!
Help! Somebody Help me!
Oh there comes my rescuer! Malfoy just dived into the Lake!
Nope he is looking for his book. Oh and there comes Hermione to rescue me.
No. Way.
She is helping him find the book!
I thought she was obsessed with books but come on!
That's just a pinch too much!
Well since Malfoy didn't throw me that far into the lake, I realized (after much splashing and screams of "Miaw" meaning "I can't swim") that I could reach the bottom and easily got myself on land again.
With a quick embarressed look around seeing if maybe Mrs. Norris or that Dog of Hagrids' saw my 'scene' I quickly shook my self trying to 'shake' my fur to dry. It always seemed to work for Lassie?
Trying to forget about my last thought I turned to the two people in the lake.
I can't believe Hermione! Thanks for nothing!
But aww aren't they sweet.
Looking for a book together.
You can just see them bonding!
Well step 1 in my Mission Cat freedom is finally accomplished.
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A/N: So, fifth chapter done! What do you think?
Oh and thank you for all the reviews!
Osilus, FlairVerona, IceBreakersKiss, XXDarkest AngelXX and Crystal Koneko for the reviews!
Special note to:
IceBreakersKiss: Well, Malfoy is starting to rub off on poor Hermione lol.
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