Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note

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DAY 2.

Light: Watari, Ryuzaki has been running around here laughing wildly and referring to me as his girlfriend "Mable" all day. When are you going to go find him some cake?

W: As soon as the bakery has some, but they said they would be out for a week. I figured he could handle it.

*Ryuzaki cartwheeling in the background*

L: HEY MABLE! LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!

Light: Is there any way to calm him down?

W: Nope. You should have seen him when he was going through puberty.

*Both shudder*

Light: Well, can you get someone here that could try to calm him down?

*Watari grabs cell phone*

W: I'll see what I can do.

L: HEY! HEY MABLE!

Light: *sigh* What?

L: Knock Knock!

Light: Who's there?

L: Interrupting cow!

Light: Interrupting cow wh-

L: MOO! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*4 hours later*

*Doorbell rings.

*Watari answers.*

W: Mello, Near, Matt! You're finally here!

Mello: So you wanted me to help on some big important case, right?

W: I guess you could think of it that way...

Light: *mumbles* Yeah big important spaz case...

W: SHH! Anyway, we here at the task force need your help.

Near: With what exactly?

*Light points to L who is currently attacking a rubber plant with ballpoint pen.*

L: GIVE UP KIRA! I WILL WRITE ON YOUR LEAVES WITH MY PEN OF JUSTICE!

*Writes explicitives on leaves*

Light: That.

Mello: What happened to him?

Near: ...O.o

Matt: I like video games :DD

W: He is having a cake problem. You see Japan is completely out of cakes for at least one week. It's only been a day and he's given Aizawa a concussion, he shaved half of Soichiro's mustache off during the night, and well, just look at Matsuda.

*Matsuda stomps down the stairs wearing a Sailor Moon costume*

Mello: That is possibly the most horrifying thing I have ever seen in my life.

Near: agreed.

W: Well, boys, have fun! I know you'll call him down eventually.

Matt: Wait, you're just going to leave us here with him?

Light and W: Bye!

*Door slams*

*All look at L*

L: Heyyy, wanna come meet Susie?

*Gestures to pillow with a badly drawn face on it.*

Mello: This is gonna suck.

End of Day 2.

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That's chapter 2! I hope you like it. I was just trying to get out all of my randomness. :D

Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon either. :D