Hey! Sorry guys! I mislabeled this chapter and it was posted as Mello's turn when it was actually chapter 4 of Wammy House! So sorry! I'll have Near's turn up next! Sorry for the inconvenience! I've finally gotten time to make chapter 3. :D

It's MELLO'S TURN

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Mello: Ryuzaki! RYUZAKI! Gaah! I can't find him anywhere! I bet Kira's behind this somehow...

L: Mell Mell..

Mello: Where did that come from?

L: MEEEELLLLLL MELLLLLLL

Mello: Oh, please tell me I'm wrong. *Looks up*

*L is hanging from the chandalier*

Mello: Crap.

*L lets go and falls on top of Mello.*

*CRASHH!*

L: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You'll never get me! I AM L! NO ONE WILL GET ME! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Runs away*

*Mello gets up*

Mello: I think I'm bleeding internally...

*walks upstairs*

Mello: L? L...? Come out...This isn't funny anymore.

*L comes from no where and grabs Mello.*

L: YOU'RE MINE, KIRA!

*Mello grabs gun*

Mello: Go sit down! I'll shoot!

*L walks towards Mello*

Mello: I WILL!

*Shoots gun.*

*Flag comes out that says "bang."

Mello: Curse you Near...

*L grabs Mello and throws him in closet.*

L: VICTORY SCREECH!

Mello: LET ME OUT, L!

L: No! NEVER! YOU WILL STAY IN THERE UNTIL THE FLAMINGOS ARE DONE BEATING YOU WITH WATERMELONS!

Mello: What? There are no flamingos in he- !

L: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Mello runs out of closet*

*heh heh*

Mello: How the *Explicitive* did you get flamingos in there?

L: Do not underestimate me, KIRA!

Mello: *Death glare..* I will beat Near. No matter what...I'll be the one to calm L down...C'mon L! There's cake downstairs!

L: CAKE? O.O

Later...

Mello: I finally got you.

*L is chained to a computer chair screaming wildly*

L: CAKE CAKE! YOU LIED TO MEE! *Cries.*

Mello: I know you want cake. But you're going to have to try something different to get your mind off of it. Maybe chocolate will help.

*Sticks chocolate in L's mouth*

*L spits it out*

L: I WANT CAKEE!

Mello: HOW COULD YOU DEFILE THAT POOR PIECE OF CHOCOLATE? YOU ANIMAL!

*Both scream at each other*

*Near comes in*

Near: Your time is up Mello. I'll take it from here.

Mello: Pfft. Good luck

*Mello leaves.*

Near: Now then...

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Maybe Near will be able to calm L down? Pfft. Who am I kidding?

Chappie 4 up soon!