Disclaimer: I do not own anything you recognise, not even the Green Jell-O or the duck,
Suddenly in the midst of the Great Hall a duck walked by.
I of course having nothing else to throw at it threw my green Jell-O without thinking.
I mean I don't even know why I did it… Maybe it was just to prove that it really was there,
It's just a tad bit strange having a duck walking around in the great hall don't you think?
Noo! My precious Jell-O! The only thing I've been able to sneak under Hermione's nose.
But the look on the face of that duck! Priceless.
"Quack quack!" It quacked and gave me an angry look before hurriedly eating my precious and delicious Jell-O and then it almost flew (ducks can't fly right?) out of the doors giving me the wing.
It's not very nice to give somebody the wing. It's quit rude. Do you want to know what it means?
Hm? Do you?
Well it actually means… uh I can barely say it… alright it means… it means –sigh-
This is hard… all right I am going to tell you now! It means… well quit frankly it means
Go Away.
Ugh I cannot believe you made me say it! It's the worst thing an animal can say to another!
THE WORST.
Some rude duck!
Oh my precious Jell-O! I am going to see if the ugly duckling missed a spot…
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Once again I am sitting in the kitchen with Hermione waiting patiently for me to finish of my salad and crackers.
She is quit the owner actually! She replaced the carrot crackers with cucumber crackers.
I just can't bring my self to eat it; just thinking of it brings chills down my neck!
Well, in the end I ate it, all of it. The good thing was that I almost didn't taste it, just swallowed it hole. What else was I supposed to do with my empty stomach?
Eat a chair?
Quit an attractive idea,
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It's in the evening just so you know.
I'm sitting on the coach in the common room watching Malfoy and Hermione work on the ball.
"What about a muggle themed ball?" Hermione asks, god she is going to get shot for that one!
"Muggle themed ball? That's a disgusting idea!" Malfoy says with disgust clearly written on his forehead.
"Well not nearly as disgusting as you ferret boy," She mutters under her breath, I just barely managed to catch it with my super power cat hearing.
"Well, I don't suppose you have any better idea?" Hermione asks annoyed,
Of course he does don't you Malfoy? Malfoy!
He is in need of some help.
"What about just a normal unthemed ball?"
Or not…Good one Malfoy!
"Why? Its so... simple," Hermione says.
"Yeah, that's the beauty about it, just clean and simple," Malfoy says with no emotion though I am sure I saw a very enthusiastic glint in his eyes, "no theme to disturb the students and so on,"
"Yeah," Hermione says thinking about it.
I'm positive that she likes it because that is exactly who she is, a simple girl with a good unthemed grade.
"We still need an orchestra or band or something that will play music," Hermione says accepting the idea.
"Miaw miaw," I mumble ("Yeah what about the sorting hat,") making Malfoy chuckle a little resewing an odd look from Hermione.
But that would maybe just make it a bit to themed right? Too much of the "Gryffindor's are brave, Ravenclaw's are Clever, Slytherin's are sly and Hufflepuff's are loyal" rubbish,
They finally decided on a traditional jazz band. Quit interesting choice don't you think?
Amazing what they can come up with together…
The decorations would be based on the winter since it was held right before Christmas Break (and as we all know Christmas is in the winter) The year limit was of course from 5th year and up.
What did they decide on besides that?
Can't think, too tired.
Yaaawn
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Where am I? Noo! I've been KIDNAPPED! Help somebody! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY A… BY A…. by a blanket? Oh now I remember… must've fallen asleep in the common room last night… nervous laughter,
I think I'm going down to the kitchens to get my usual green piece of slimy goob.
Once again after the jumping up and down to reach the painting I get into the kitchen 'cat'ching (get it? lol)
The house elves in making breakfast for the students, fairly amusing
"Dobby get garlic!" "Paddy make butter!" "Sissa stir the soup"
The funny part is that they are yelling out directions to them selves…
"Miaw?" I say asking for some cookies.
"Oh no Crooky, only salad for you" Winky says placing the usual salad in front of me.
Might as well eat it…
I managed to just swallow it whole while watching the house elves make the breakfast.
They looked like chimpanzees in a zoo.
Really effective though,
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I started walking down one of the halls on my way to the little sandbox.
Minding my own business I suddenly saw movement in the corner of my eye.
Curious as what it could be I turned around and saw another cat.
I neared it a bit and it did exactly the same.
It looked kinda funny with big orange frizzy fur.
It is smirking at me! Stupid cat!
I start walking away not wanting to end up in a catfight but the other cat did exactly the same!
"Copy cat!" I say to it with a miaw, not hearing what it was trying to say to me at the same time.
"What did you say again?" I ask (once again with a miaw) but the cat started talking just as I did resulting in me not hearing a feck of what he was talking about.
"Stop that!" I say but it does it again!
Ugh I am going to kick the son of a—
"Crookshanks come on, stop harassing the mirror!" Hermione says, "I need you to come with me,"
A mirror? Is that like another word for a copycat?
Oh well better rub it in!
"Miaw miaw!" I say to it meaning, "You mirror!"
Ha that'll show him!
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A/N: I'm not really satisfied with this chapter, there doesn't really happen anything… Oh well, I'll try to make it more interesting with the next one!
Thanks to beachbabe12, Mrs Pierre Bouvier, FlairVerona, sienna, Novacaine Junkie, musicalbballgal, Bonnie, psycho4DUCKS, RazorbladeRomance, jjp91 and Swimming-Gal for reviewing!
Special note to:
Novacaine Junkie: Having the same humor as you is a good ting? (Kidding) Anyways, hope you didn't hurt that arm of yours too much, it makes me almost proud of my story that you would go through so much pain just to read it… èg sé það! Hehe sjáumst ;)
Jjp91: Of course Draco understands cats! His family must have some kind of special ability right? Catseltongue is just perfect! Lol
Psycho4DUCKS: So sorry if I offended you with the duck but remember Crookshanks doesn't really like any other animals, it doesn't really even like himself as you can see from the "mirror scene"! Well hope you liked it nonetheless! This was all in your honour! Hehe :P
Bonnie: That makes the two of us…
Review! -Boogie