It's NEAR'S TURN.
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Near: Well, L, I have been appointed with calming you down and-
L: You smell like an old person.
Near: ...anyway, I am going to try to get your mind off of cake-
L: THERE'S CAKE? :DD
Near: No. Instead we are going to play-
L: Guess who?
Near: No! We'll play-
L: Hungry Hungry Hippos?
Near: NO!
L: The SIMS?
Near: NO! SHUTTUP! JUST SHUTTUP, L!
L: You're the only one talking.
Near: *Breathes deeply* We are going to play with these. *Holds up action figures.*
L: Barbie dolls? :DD
Near: NO! They're action figures!
L: I want to be Barbie. 'Hey Barbie, Hi Ken! Wanna go for a ride? Sure! Hop on in! I'm a bar-
Near: SHUTTUP.
L: Your percentage of being Kira is at 17%. Kira hates happiness and barbie dolls.
Near: ...These are G.I. Joe action figures.
L: Can I be Ken?
Near: That's not even G. I. Joe!
L: Aha! Being exact. You're Kira percentage has gone up by 12%.
Near: LISTEN! WE ARE GOING TO PLAY WITH G.I. JOES AND YOU ARE JUST GOING TO SHUTTUP!
L: Being a control freak. Your Kira pertencage is now up to 42%
Near: *Pulls out hair* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!
L: Hey, heh heh, what if I called you George all the time?
Near: What?
L: Hey, George, wanna go get some pizza? Hahaha ^_^
Near: Where's Mello's gun. I'm gonna shoot myself.
*Mello pokes head through doorway.*
Mello: Here you go!
*Tosses Near his gun*
*Near points gun at his own head*
L: George! NO!
*Matt walks in playing Mariokart.*
Matt: I'll take it from here, Near. Haha, that rhymed.
L: You're a poet and you didn't even know it.
Matt: I can make a rhyme anytime.
L: =D
Matt: =D
Near: Fine! YOU deal with him!
*Near leaves*
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lol Okay, near couldn't do it. Sorry this chapter was so short! Next it's MATT'S TURN.
Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note, G.I Joe, Barbie, Ken, Mariokart, Hungry Hungry Hippos, The Sims, Guess Who, or "Barbie Girl"