So all right, I'm walking down to visit good old Fang.

I have the best idea for revenge. I am sooo not one of those cats who forget very easily,

Anyways I finally mange to reach the tiny hut that the he lives in. (poor dog... almost makes you pity him)

He of course having his dog sixth sense senses me rather quickly and starts barking like mad.

"Yeah yeah come and get me and all that" I say not really in the mood, not really realising that the dog probably didn't understand my series of miaws.

But nonetheless he chased me all the way to the lake where I tricked him into jumping into the lake.

"Ha! That'll teach ya!" I miaw and run back to the castle laughing.

Poor dog, maybe I went to far?

Nah he deserved getting wet!

Oh well besides planning this awful revenge I've planned step 3 in my mission.

Step 3: Snogging session.

Snogging is some thing the humans do to bond right? The things you do to bond...

I don't know how I'm going to fulfill the step but I'll just go with The Flow like always.

Power to the Flow

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So I've found Hermione and Malfoy in the common room, surprisingly they weren't fighting.

They were sitting around the fire, Hermione in one of the chairs and Malfoy lying on the couch.
Both reading a book.

Crookhanks Malfoy doesn't sound that bad does it?

No wait, my surname doesn't change if she marries him does it?

Darn, I was getting so used to the idea.

Agent Malfoy…

Oh well,

"PANSY IS COMING! RUUUUN!" I miaw very closely to yelling. (cats don't yell)

Malfoy jumps up with panick etched in his face.

"She is?" He asks white as a sheet,

"Follow me! Bring Hermione too!" I scream and run out with a very small glance back seeing Malfoy leading Hermione holding her by the wrist.

"What's going on?" She screams,

"You better shut her up," I miaw to Malfoy

"How?" He asks panicking

"Uhm... Kiss her! That'll shut her up!" I miaw,

And he did! Some panic he was in, he must really be afraid of Pansy, though I don't blame him… shudders.

Well, I was actually planning on locking them in a broom closet but this is working much better…

Like I said the Flow hasn't turned me down yet and it doesn't look like it ever will.

Power to the Flow! Flow Power!

Yeah, that sounds good.

Well better give the two lovebirds some privacy.

I cannot wait until Malfoy realizes what he's doing, and that I tricked him.

Ha! I a little (alright might fat but that's beside the point) cat tricked the mighty Draco Malfoy.

I feel so proud of myself! I think I'm going to the kitchens and celebrate!

Even though I'll only get salad and crackers, maybe I can make an almost attractive dish if I blend it together?

Or not…

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A/N: So sorry for the short chapter! But at least something happened eh? Well, I am almost running out of ideas here… Anyone with any crazy/weird ideas for this please tell me!

Thanks to Novacaine Junkie, sienna, Blackness Angel, FlairVerona, musicalbballgal, psycho4DUCKS, RazorbladeRomance and Snow Mouse for the reviews!

Special Note to:

Novacaine Junkie: I sincerely hope then that you wont hit the "wrong bone" again! Lol

Sienna: God your right! Lol! Maybe it's just something House Elves use? Nah, it's probably some typo from Rowling's side... sheez you'd think she would be able to "stay in the universe" lol

psycho4DUCKS: Thank you for telling me that ducks can fly… I already knew that just wasn't really thinking when I wrote it down… Ah who am I kidding? I'm as dumb as a door. Well I'm going to blame Crookshanks for being the dummy; he's the one who was thinking it!

RazorbladeRomance: I want to be a genius too -Pout- well, maybe I should just leave that to you and Dumbledore with is "All-powerfullness" hehe.

Review! -Boogie