It's MATT'S TURN.
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Matt: Hey, L!
L: What?
Matt: Do you want to play Halo wiff me? :D
L: What's Halo?
Matt: It's a game where you kill aliens and other players! :D
L: That sounds like something Kira would play!
Matt: Duh! Everyone plays Halo...
L: Interesting. MAYBE I COULD GET CLUES ABOUT KIRA FROM THIS GAME!
Matt: :D
*2 hours later*
L: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!
Matt: There's a grenade over there!
*Both look at screen*
*Matt won.*
L: *quivering with anger* You...won...
Matt: HAHA! 10 times in a row!
*L runs upstairs*
Matt: Hey, wait! I'm supposed to watch you for the day!
*L comes downstairs with a pellet gun and a pot on his head.*
L: This...means...WAR!
*Shoots at Matt*
Matt: Oww! *grabs another pellet gun from nowhere*
Matt: YOU SHALL PAY!
*45 minutes later*
Matt: *writing* Matt's log. It's now 3:34pm and there is no sign of the enemy.
*a floorboard creaks*
*Matt aims his gun at a closet 3 feet away*
Matt: *Still writing* Scratch that. There is a disturbance in the hallway. I'm going in for a closer look.
*walks into hallway.*
L: I'VE GOT YOU NOW! *Shoots*
*Matt gets hit several times*
L: Why won't you die?
*Walks over to Matt and knocks him out with a shovel.*
L: Check and mate!
*Half an hour later*
*Matt is tied to a chair with a pellet gun pointed at his head*
L: *Talking into his hand like it's a walky talky* He's awake, Seargeant! I'm going to question him.
*Glares at Matt*
L: Who is Kira?
Matt: I...I don't know!
L: Yes you do. It's written all over your face! WHO IS IT? IS IT YOU?
Matt: No!
L: Well, I'll just have to MAKE you talk. *Grabs nearby bag full of Matt's favorite video games and a bunch of cigarettes.*
Matt: NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
L: *holds up Rythm Heaven* WHO IS KIRA?
Matt: I don't KNOW!
*L throws Rythm Heaven to the ground and stomps on it.*
Matt: NO! I HAD ALL OF THE MINIGAMES UNLOCKED!
L: Next is this. *Holds up Fable 2*
Matt: I'll tell you! I'LL TELL YOU! It's Light Yagami!
L: Are you working with him?
Matt: No. You are.
L: *blinks* Oh...yeah...well...
Matt: Can I please have my games back now?
L: yes, Ensign. I'm sorry I went a little overboard there.
Matt: A little? I didn't know cake could do this to a person.
L: Did you just say...CAKE?
Matt: What?
L: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE CAKE?
Matt: I didn't do anything with it!
*L starts to strangle Matt when Beyond walks in.*
Matt: *Gasping for breath* Help...meeeeeee
Beyond: I will take it from here. Only I, THE TRUE L, can calm him.
L: *glares* try me.
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Okay. Matt's attempt was a failure. Will Beyond be able to calm L down?
Who knows? Well, except for me.
Next up, It's BEYOND'S TURN.
Disclaimer! I don't own Halo, Rythm Heaven, or Fable 2. I mean I do own those games but I don't own the copyrights...lol