WOOOOAAAAAH,
It's been forever! Well, I only have about two more chappies to go, considering L's week is almost up. But for now,
It's
BEYOND'S TURN.
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Beyond: *walks menacingly up to L* I'm going to calm you down...or else.
L: Or else what?
Beyond: I'm going to...KILL YOU.
L: ...Why?
Beyond: *blinks* Why not?
L: Well, if you're just coming here to calm me down, wouldn't killing me kind of defeat the purpose? Are you stupid?
Beyond: ...no.
L: Are you sure? What's up with the stupid bags under your eyes?
Beyond: You're one to talk!
L: At least I'm attractive.
Beyond: I LOOK JUST LIKE YOU!
L: Your nose is a little crooked, your eyes are too far apart, and you have horrible breath.
Beyond: *attacks* YOU MOTHER-
L: *puts a finger to Beyond's mouth* Shhh. This story's only rated K +. Now stop trying to corrupt the minds of our poor innocent viewers.
Beyond: *SIIIIIIGH* Fudger... T.T Okay, just..go sit down or something.
L: NEVER! *runs away*
*About 23 minutes later*
Beyond: Why does he always run off? *stalks through the hallway* L. L...
L: *giggling* You'll never get me alive.
Beyond: *looks around* Where the heck are you?
L: Why is the boy in the tootsie pop commercials always naked? The world may never know. *Laughs manically*
Beyond: *holds up a small vile containing knock out...stuff* I've got some cake for youuuuuu. *evil smile*
L: *poofs in front of him* Cake?
Beyond: WHAT THE -bleeeeep-? How the -bleeep- did you -bleeping- -bleep- the -bleeeeeeeep-? I'm not even cussing!
L: *presses bleep button repeatedly* Heh heh...with this, you can make anything sound bad. :3
Beyond: I WILL -bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep- YOU IN THE FACE WITH A -BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP- UNTIL YOU CAN'T -- I HATE YOU.
L: *giggles like a little girl and runs away*
Beyond: *begins beating his head into a wall* I hate my life...
L: *poofs behind Beyond* Hey...Beyond. *creepy smile*
Beyond: *turns to him* Wha- O.O ARE YOU WEARING A LOINCLOTH?
L: *skips off* I feel so freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :D
Beyond: *gets mooned* My...my eyes...*goes blind, doorbell rings, crawls to the front door* GET ME OUTTA THIS -bleeeeeeeeeeeeping- PLACE!
Watari: *opens the door and sees Beyond* He flashed ya, didn't he?
Light: ...?
Beyond: OH THE UNHOLY HORROR!
Watari: Well, you no longer have to worry. *holds up cake* They got cake in a day early.
Beyond: HALLELUJAH!
Light: *walks upstairs* ...You've got to be kidding me...
Beyond and Watari: Hmm?
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What has Light seen? I know... you don't bwahahaha :3
okay. Next chappie will be up soon. :3