Alright, I do not have a plan… I soo do not have a plan!

And their class ends in… 5 MINUTES!

Oh Merlin I'm bad at this! No flow to help me now!

No wait that's it! I'll go with the FLOW!

Flow power!

Oh well here they come…

There goes Scarhead, Carrot top, Fat guy, another fat guy…

Ah there they are!

"Miaw!" I miaw meaning "Malfoy! Hermione!"

"You're still here?" Malfoy asks annoyed.

"Aww not happy to see me?" I miaw with a big smirk, or at least I try to smirk.

"No," He says and receives an odd glance from Hermione.

"You're talking to my cat?" She asks

"Miaw," I say meaning "Yeah! He's a Catseltongue"

"She doesn't understand you stupid," Malfoy says giving me a glare.

"You're talking to my cat?" Herminone asks again.

"Yeah," Malfoy says and shrugs.

"You just keep getting weirder," Hermione mumbles and gives him another odd glance.

"I'm a catseltongue, I can't help it" Malfiy, ops I mean Malfoy says getting defensive.

"Catseltongue?" Hermione asks amused, "Don't tell me your dad is too!"

"What if he is?" Malfoy says looking pretty uncomfortable, like somebody found out his middle name was Clarence. I kind of overheard one of his conversations with his mum... hehe should have heard her "Draco Clarence Malfoy! You did not eat that cookie!"

Hermione starts one of her hysteric laughing thingies.

"Hahah Your haha d-dad is snort a catsletongue?" Hermione says looking like she can't breathe.

Poor girl her airways is blocked by laughter.

Malfoy gives her a disgusted look.

No wait, I think I saw amusement somewhere in there!

HA! Malfoy is getting just a teeeeeeny bit soft.

Hermione finally calmed down.

"So you like, have cats at your home?" Hermione asks with an occasional snort.

"We had a cat once," Malfoy says, "got killed by the toaster, one of the house elfs –Dobby I think his name was- bought one of them in a sale in some muggle store. He didn't know what it was for so naturally he put the cat in it. Stupid elf"

"Aww, you had a pet?" Hermione asks with a giggle.

"No, he was merely an uhm… an acquaintance, yeah acquaintance" Malfoy says once again looking very human if you ask me.

"hehe you had a pet," Hermione stats with yet another giggle. Gee what did Snape slip into her potion?

Ah a broom closet…

A Broomcloset! I've got an idea.

Somehow, I don't really get how but somehow I got them into the broomcloset.

I've heard Dumbledore put a locking charm on the broom closets so the students wouldn't get too friendly in there… well guess they'll be in there for some time…

Muahahaha.

I am such an evil cat don't you think?

"Crookshanks!" I hear Hermione scream from inside the closet.

Better get going.

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After my lunch of salad I got bored.

No cookies to keep me occupied.

And I am NOT going up to visit Trelawny again.

I think I'm going to see if I can find some fellow cats somewhere.

Maybe Hagrid is hiding some… yeah that would be just like him…

So off I go, to Hagrid's shack.

When I was just a few meters from the front door Fang suddenly pops out with Dumbledore following him. Sheez that man is everywhere.

Oh well not wanting Fang to see me I jump behind one of those big pumpkins that Hagrid keeps in his backyard.

I back away from the shack and walk into the forest. Not far into it just so they can't see me.

OW! What the bloody hell was that!

Oh my, a car.

"Miaw miaw" I say ("Hello freaky blue car")

"Honk Honk" is that Herbie? Nah I'm just pulling your leg.

"Miaw!" I say ("It's rude to honk at stranger!")

"HONK!" It just honks looking just a bit smugly at me like it'schallenging me.

Well I know my odds of winning so I quickly scramble out of the woods and get back into the castle.

I am not a sissy so don't even think it!

You wouldn't go into a fist-fight with a CAR!

Firstly it doesn't have fists and second it's made of steel and thirdly (Yeah I have third reason!) it's just stupid to take on a car.

Might as well go unlock the broom closet so Hermione doesn't kill me…

OH! EEEEEW

I did so not want to walk on that! God, don't eat each other will you!

Yuck, humans…

"Miaw!" I say breaking them off resulting the girl slapping the boy and running off.

"Why did you do that?" Malfoy asks as he looks after the running Hermione.

"What, you wanted to kiss her?" I ask smugly trying to copy the smug look from the blue car I received just minutes ago. Not succeeding.

"Argh no!" Malfoy says looking disgusted, "Like I would kiss… oh shit I just did didn't I?"

I nod this time succeeding with the smug look hehe.

"DAMN IT!" Malfoy yells ruining the broom closet door before running off.

Hormones… really, don't they have medicine for that?

Oh well, I got them to kiss… I'm pretty proud of my self.

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A/N: Soo what do you think? Like the "Kissing" scene? Haha bet you did!

Thanks to Novacaine Junke, RazorbladeRomance, Hazelocean, sienna, Queen of Duct Tape, Snow Mouse, FlairVerona, ellie and musicalbballgal for the reviews!

Special note to:

Novacaine Junke: I thought you read my story! Sheez! And with your new glasses and all! McGoogles is with Dumbledore! But I'm forgiving you this once… lol Oh and thanks for the spell checking! What would I do without you?

Sienna: Well I don't know how they kiss… Very philosophic question… lol. Why aren't you writing your own story with all those great ideas! But if you don't mind I just might use the Fluffy idea in my next chapter or the owl thing lol or just both? I'd like to see that picture lol. Btw I'm from Iceland (a teeny island besides Greenland, looks a bit like a dinosaur or something…) what about you?

Queen of Duct Tape: Oh no not the evil bubbles of death and doom! Starts typing furiously Better start that update now!

FlairVerona: Well all credit for that idea goes to Sienna. Yeah, maybe Crookshanks should take revenge? Thanks for the idea :D

RazorbladeRomance: I get to be second? Aww that's so sweet! I got them to snog again just for you! Better be greatful! Lol.

Musicalbballgal: Yeah! Or maybe just a special designed bottle for cats so they can grab it with just one paw?It's possible!.Review!

-Boogie