Slap Slappity slap slap

And that my ladies and gentlemen was a multiple slap from Hermione Granger.

Poor Malfoy does not seem happy.

Wonder what he did this time?

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I am through with that diet! If you just think for one second that I'm going to eat more of that yucky salad then you have got another thing coming for ya!

Sheez I tell you!

This just sends me over the edge!

I uhm… wanted to see if the lousy diet helped and stepped on a weight that I found in my owners room.

The only bloody thing I lost was a week of no cookies or sugar or ANYTHING!

Arrrrgh! I cannot believe I didn't loose even just a kilogram or something like that!

This is outrageous! I am over it! I am going down to the kitchen and eat every bit of sweet stuff they have got in there!

And there is no way in bloody hell that anybody is going to stop me!

Raging on I walked determined down to the kitchens and burst through the portrait hole.

After tickling the pear of course I am not that violent (nor strong enough) that I would ruin a painting of a fruit bowl…

"Miaw meow miaw!" I miaw as loudly as I can ("I want some cookies and I want them NOW!")

"Aww you want your daily salad Kitty?" Winky asks cooing.

Instead of listening to her I make my way to where I know the cookies are and help my self to them.

Of course the House elves tried to stop me but my death glare effectively stopped them.

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I'm stuffed.

I'm trying to take a nap on my bed.

Well technically my owner's bed but… it's mine too!

"Hey Crookshanks," Hermione says and walks in sitting next to me.

"Your so lucky being a cat!" She says and starts stroking my fur, "Not a worry in the world!"

Yeah… I am pretty lucky aren't I?

"No problems with a boy or well in your case a girl," Hermione said looking envious at me.

Maybe my life isn't that great… Mrs. Norris left ME for a DOG for crying out loud.

"I mean what is Malfoy thinking goingaround kissing me like that?" Hermione says more to herself then me really, I'm just there to listen.

"And me kissing him," she keeps on, "And I just can't stop thinking about him, it is so frustrating!"

Seems like my mission is almost complete!

I think the next step is going to be "Getting them together"

My last step.

"I think I'm starting to dishate him…" she says looking thoughtful.

Dishate? Is that even a word?

"I think I actually like him," her staring out in space is quit creepy, "Oh my god! I like him!"

Phew she snapped out of the trance,

And she realised she likes Malfoy, brilliant!

"Oh thank you so much for listening to me Crookshanks," She says and gives me a small kiss on the head, "I'm officially taking you off the diet!"

YEEES!

I licked her cheek before I ran out to the kitchens.

Cookies, burgers, fries, doughnuts, gummy bears, ice cream…

Here I come!

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A/N: I think I'm getting pretty close to the end of this story, about 2 or 3 chapters left… oh and sorry for the shortness of this one!

Thanks to: Novacaine Junke, Sienna, Blackness Angel, Beachbabe12, Hazelocean, Musicalbbalgal, FlairVerona, ellieo, Queen of Duct tape and jjp91 for the reviews!

Special note to:

Sienna: what is your email? I didn't get it. Anyways congratulations for being reviewer no. 107 lol! Hope you liked the chapter! Oh and yeah you should definitely try writing a fanfic! I'll be the first one to review ;)

Novacaine Junke: Aww I know my place is great :P

Blackness Angel: I'll try to update 'Unexpected' but not before I finish this one, I am determined to finish this one! It's going to be the first one I've ever finished, I mean I have never written more then 6 chapters in a story and here I am writing my 14. Chapter! I'm quite proud of my self.

Queen of Duct Tape: The giant pink wrapping paper! Noo please spare me! Take it on Crookshanks! Yeah just take it on the cat! I am so cruel...

Jjp9: Yeah except I'm like this 24/7… think of how I am when I AM on sugar high… shudders

Review! Next goal is 150!

-Boogie