I think I'm in love...
And no I'm not talking about my early crush on the brilliant muggle invention: the refrigerator.
Nor am I talking about my uh last week crush on the Chocolate chip cookie that Dobby gave me.
Nope I am talking about the cat with the rings around her eyes (beautiful rings if you ask me).
Minerva, my beautiful pussycat.
---Sorry our main character seems to be daydreaming and cannot continue---
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---Seems like he's still at it---
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---Stiill at it…---
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---It doesn't seem like that our beloved cat is going to resurface anytime soon so lets shift to another pov.---
#Nobodies Pov. (Seems like Crookshanks isn't the only one daydreaming…)
Dumbledore sat quietly in his chair, his big purple puffy slightly gay looking chair.
"Come in Minerva," He called out and turned his concentration away from The Force.
"Dumbledore you called?" Minerva McGonagall asked and walked in.
"Yes, called you I did," Dumbledore said wisely.
"May I ask what for?" Minerva asked choosing to ignore Dumbledore's new interesting way of talking.
"Yes," Dumbledore said, "Going to shop for carpets we are,"
'Dear god I do hope he'll start laying of with those Star Wars movies!' McGonagall thought silently to her self (Thoughts can't be loud now can they so naturally they're silent)
"And why is that?"
"Feel like it I do," Dumbledore said twiddling his thumbs and looking up to the ceiling.
Strange Man…
---Ah, seems like Crookshanks finally snapped out of it---
Sorry about that.
Let's go visit our favorite couples.
Hermione and Malf-.. Ahem I mean Draco.
I guess I should start calling him by his first name now right? I mean if they got married it would be a tad bit confusing.
Aww, they're sitting pretty closely on that couch in their own little common room.
Something must've happened while I was out.
And since I'm one of those cats who definitely don't gobeat around the bush (more like the ones that get killed by curiosity) I asked.
"What happened?" I barked with a miaw (incredible, I barked a meow!)
"What do you mean?" Malf ups I mean Draco asks looking up from his book.
"What do you think Sherlock?" I ask, "Your sitting next to the same person you felt disgusted by just weeks ago."
"Uh, so?" He says looking back at his book finding it suddenly way morefascinating.
"Oh! You liiike her!" I start in a singsong voice, "You want to kiiis her you want to-"
Saw a film with this "song" in it once, seemed like it annoyed the hell out of the man so I'm hoping it'll do the same here…
"Shut up!" Hermione says obviously not liking my song of miaws. Unfortunate girl, she still doesn't see the hidden meaning! Sniff, misunderstood I am…
"You are, it seems" Dumbledore says suddenly appearing for then disappearing again after that quick agreement. He's a busy, busy man after all! Heard he's been trying to count the stars! Busy, busy!
"So any Draco or Hermione juniors in the future?" I ask with the biggest smirk ever seen on a cats face, it is just way to fun seeing Malfoy get angry.
Oh my, I think I hit a soft spot… remember when I said that he would never blush red? His skin just turned into a skin color making him look human? Well uhm… he's looking pretty red right now.
"GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID FLUFF BALL!" He screams and runs after me (being the smart cat I am I instantly fled when I saw his tomato face)
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"Minerva!" I yowl happy seeing my love in the kitchen,
"Crookshanks, how nice to see you here," She says.
Did you hear that? She said that it was nice to se me here! NICE!
I think she likes me!
"What are you doing here?" I ask after a second of controlling my happiness.
"Trying to get away from Dumbledore," she replays, "He's been imitating Yoda all day,"
"I know, poor old fart" I sit down besides her and start on my huge meal of burgers, French fries and other things deep fried and greasy with fat.
"You have the appetite of an elephant," She says.
Aww sweet kitty, she called me an elephant!
"Yeah well, I'm growing,"
"You are?" She asks incredulous,
"Yeah, around the tummy at least" I say and laugh at my own joke.
"You'll end up being as big as Australia," She says and wrinkles her nose.
I stop my eating for a second contemplating what she said.
"Agh, one of the smaller continents," I shrug it off and start my meal once again.
"Aha, I'll be leaving." She says and is gone with a flash.
She probably just couldn't handle my sexy eating habits.
---Dream on---
Ey! I heard that!
Sheez, some authors are so annoying disturbing a story like that! I mean who wants to know what they think? People want to read their stories not their comments.
Stupid author.
---EY! I created you! …Er not really but I gave you the ability of thinking!---
Yeah congratulations! Want a Nobel for that?
---Shut it or I will make you go back to the diet---
I'm shutting!
Gods the nerve of, some people.
"Hello little pussy cat!" Binns squeals turning up from nowhere, but then again he is a ghost.
"Er, miaw?" I say wanting nothing more then to get away from him.
"Aww you sweet little kitty," He says and tries to lift me up but goes of course right through me.
Ugh, that was unpleasant, I feel all wet now!
"Oh fiddle! Door those side effects!" He uh Curses? (I'm not sure if that is cursing but lets just call it that.) and swifs away through the air going straight through a couple of first years and a ghost or two.
"Watch it Tim!" Nearly Headless Nick yells.
Tim? That's his first name? Tim Binns?
---Sorry once again our cat seems to be laughing way too much to continue, meanwhile lets shift the pov's again---
"So like this you do?" Dumbledore asked McGonagall and Madam Hooch (whom he somehow had managed to get to come along)
"You said we were going to buy carpets!" Hooch says outraged, "Not socks!"
"My mind I changed," Dumbledore said indifferently and kept looking at all the socks in front of him, this was like early a Christmas, "Beautifulare these not?"
"Yes yes very beautiful," McGonagal says hurriedly,
"Just buy some socks and get on with it," Hooch says after a couple of minutes of Dumbledore asking if each sock wasn'tjust "intoxicatingly beautiful" getting a mumble of "I believe they'll get intoxicating alright" from Hooch which caused Minerva to laugh sending Dumbledore way of his rocker thinking that it was the socks she was laughing at which caused a severe speech about how they should respect the socks and their colors and that they should put their differences aside and get to know the pretty socks from Dumbledore who shoved a couple of orange spotted and broom striped socks into their faces.
"It takes time to choose the perfect pair," Dumbledore pouted finally dropping the Yoda imitation.
---Phew, seems like Crookshanks has gained control over himself again, thank god---
Sorry about that once again.
I am currently sitting by the Lake watching a bit surprised at two in the water.
Draco must've thought it was a good day for a swim.
Hermione must've thought there was another book down there.
But lets put their thoughts aside and concentrate on what they are doing.
They are splashing water at each other like a couple of eight year olds.
I only feel sympathy towards them, getting all wet.
Ugh, god I'm glad that isn't me.
It seems like Draco is enjoying himself, let's just say that Hermione's shirt is white and she still hasn't remembered what that means.
Let us give them a bit of privacy, I want to visit the kitchens again, all that laughing made me hungry.
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After a lot of jumping up and down I finally got into the Kitchen, seems like I'm getting out of shape.
"Crookshanks! How nice to see you here!" Dobby says emerging from the back.
Aww I feel so loved! Two think it's nice to see me! But I sure do hope that Dobby doesn't uh 'Like' me like Minerva! That would just be strange
"New socks?" I ask him looking down at the orange spotted and broom striped socks he's wearing on his feet.
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A/N: Am I not the best? Not only do I update but also I make it a damn long update! 5 pages! God I am so proud of myself! Oh and by the way Tim is probably not Binns real name. I don't think they've ever mentioned his first name in the books
Thanks to: a conscious reader, RazorbladeRomance, Sienna, Psycho4DUCKS, Mim, Novacaine Junkie, Jjp91, Beachbabe12, Blackness Angel, FlairVerona, Snow Mouse, ellieo and musicalbballgal for the reviews!
Special note to:
A Conscious reader: Thank you so much for pointing that out for me, I know the difference between quit and quite but I guess I just didn't think much of it. Oh and the too/to and off/of yeah I've got some trouble with those words. Once again thank you.
Sienna: I don't know… But I'll Pinky promise you this! I will write a new humorous story after this one, how does that sound?
Psycho4DUCKS: Well maybe our McGonagal has a soft spot towards our handsome fluff ball, lol.
Novacaine Junkie: I am so sorry but I just couldn't keep my self from laughing with the "Lonely" quotes you made in your review, and come on! You're not alone! It's me whose aalll by myseeelf, don't wanna be all by myself anymore lol. Þú ert með Rúnar manstu ;)
Jjp91: Cool! I've made my soccer coach quite a bit pissed too lol, one of them even quit the team (he deserved it! he was mean and had ugly hair!)
Blackness Angel: aw thanks for adding me to your fave list! I like milk too but only with chocolate cakes or cookies. I can't drink it without it lol.
FlairVerona: No need to apologies! I forgive you! heh, ;)
Snow Mouse: Well you reviewers wouldn't take it nicely if I started to update any slower now would you? Lol.
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