I've finally got a plan.

I am going to get Hermione and Draco into detention together.

Jep, I am going to get them to scrub the floors together and see if they don't talk a bit.

I want them to Talk? Man I am going soft! When the 'salad' did I get such a relationship know-it-all?

Maybe I should get my own column in Witch Weekly. I could be the anonymous "cat" that answers all those whiny letters. I can just imagine their letters:

Dear Mr. Most Powerful cat in the World (sounds good eh?)

My brother's girlfriend's sister's ex has a crush on me.

What do I do? I don't want my cousin to get mad because she has a thing for him too but then again she got kidnapped by my uncle last week but still that doesn't give me any permission to take her crush away right under her nose right?

But I'm sooo in love! He's so sweet!

I feel like he knows me so well. He used to be girl you know!

With Love the family member.

I would be over my head with such letters and I would start wearing a purple rope specially designed for cats and I would probably start acting pretty gay and-

I would be the new Trelawny.

Alright there is no way that I am going to end up like that!

Think I'm just happy being who I am.

I am who I am.

To be or not to be,

Back to the plan,

Mission: Detention (has a nice ring to it doesn't it?)

Watch as I Crookshanks the Sneaky teapo- er I mean the Cat, will get Hermione Granger and Draco Clarence Malfoy a detention in only 3 steps.

Step one: Follow them to the Classroom and sneak unnoticed inside.

Ah, there's Hermione.

Huh, what is that in her bag? It looks way to heavy!

Where is Draco? Why isn't he caring that load of bricks for her?

Speaking of the devil there he comes.

"Ey Granger" He greets her giving a concern glance at the heavy back, "You don't need all those books you know"

Aww isn't he just sweet? He is getting softer then me! Haha!

"Yes I do," Hermione answers looking like she is struggling under the weight.

"At least leave some of them up here, you can get them after lunch" Draco says in what sounds very close to an order.

He really cares doesn't he?

"No, I'm fine" Hermione manage to say and starts walking towards class.

In the end Draco grabs the bag from her and walks towards class shaking his head muttering about women and their stupidity while Hermione walks after him with a soft smile.

Their little fight was very appropriate for me. Their attention was too focused on each other that they didn't notice me slip into the Transfiguration class and hide in the back.

Step one completed.

Step two: Get them into trouble.

That was easy.

I just started spitting (since I'm not very good at throwing) small balls of paper into Hermione's bush of hair.

Of course Malfoy thinking it extremely funny snickers and is automatically the one throwing (spitting) the balls, at least according to Hermione.

After a few more minutes of me spitting balls after her she finally snaps (My mouth was getting terribly sore)

"MALFOY IF YOU DO NOT STOP THAT I WILL BREAK YOUR BLOODY WAND IN HALF!"

The whole class started amazed at Hermione, she cursed!

Malfoy of course couldn't take being accused of something he didn't do went and answered her back.

"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" he screams outraged.

"YOU'VE BEEN-"

"THAT'S ENOUGH!" the stern voice of McGonagall interrupts, "I will not tolerate such things in this class!"

Step 2 is completed.

Step 3 get them a detention.

"10 points from Slytherin and Gryffindor," McGonagall says, "And you'll serve a detention with Snape tonight. Together"

Perfect. Step 3 completed.

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A/N: The Detention will start in next chapter; I don't have the energy to write the rest right now so sorry. And I still have to do my homework! Argh living Hell I tell you!

Thanks to: Novacaine Junkie, Sienna, Heiress-To-The-Dark-Throne, Alandrea-the-magical-kitty, Snow Mouse, Queen of Duct Tape, musicalbballgal, Blackness Angel, Ellieo, FlairVerona and Jjp91 for the reviews!

Novacaine Junkie: With time…

Sienna: Yoda rocks! And I am a firm believer on that he is Dumbledore's idol or family. It fits doesn't it?

Snow Mouse: Nah, I was once but I'm not much into it anymore- I think the last movie sucked. The 3 "originals" are best the latter 3 are just there for the sake of it.

Queen of Duct Tape: First of all Garbage bin? Second of all yeah you might as well throw it at the cat. He has at least 6 lives left. Me, I'm way too young to get cheez-its on me! Have mercy! Oh and I am very confuzzled with your reviewzel… ehm yeah.

Blackness Angel: Here you go! Hope you liked this better then the last one! By the way I think it's highly interesting to get a review starting with random things as Choo Choo I'm a train so please don't stop lol.

Ellieo: I'm sorry about the grammar mistakes, but I suck at it so there really isn't anything I can do about it though I am working on it.

Jjp91: Nice going! And yeah it can get pretty confusing talking "Yoda" believe me I've tried!

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