The Detention of Doom ladies and gentlemen.

Since I Crookshanks the cat wasn't able to get into the detion for obvious reasons (one of them being that it's very hard to not notice me)

I got a mouse to do it for me.

Foul creaturs but they can be very usuful. This one I've known since I came to Hogwarts, his name is something along the lines of Cheede or Cheele. It's hard to understand a mouse with all the squeaks! Though I'm not sure if that really is his name now that I think of it, it's the only thing it ever says. Oh dear god I sure do hope he'll be able to document the Detention properly.

Right now cookies and pizzas surround me while I'm just waiting for Cheeje Cheefe to come back.

Ah speaking of the devil,

"Alright tell me what happened," I miaw after giving him a bite of cheese (what can I say I'm a caring cat!)

"Squeak squeaked squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak" It begins,

Well here is what I thought it said:

Hermione and Draco started of their cheese? Must be meaning Detention.

Uhm, they didn't talk until Draco accidentally threw some water on Hermione.

I don't know about you guys but I am not so sure that he did that "accidentally"

Anyways, Hermione grows cheesy? Uh, think he means angry and she throws water on him.

A bit water fight breaks out and ends with them laughing their cheese off. Again I think it meant butts. What is with that mouse and cheese?

They look each other deep into the cheese? Uh lets just put a nose there for the fun of it.

Nah I'm kidding, they look deep into each other's eyes and end up talking about Malfoy's family problems.

Family problems? At least he has a family, my family is somewhere in Madagascar chasing all the cruel apes away with their insanely dangerous toothbrushes.

Yep, my family loves cleaning teeth's.

Anyways of course it all ends up with them kissing and talking about where their relationship is leading (one guess who asked that!)

"Squeak, squeaky squeak" Hansel the cheese (yeah, his name is Hansel not cheede or cheehe. I have no idea how I could confuse those with each other!) Squeaks.

All right, Hermione then saw Hansel and found a new phobia for her collection (she has about 10 or something on her phobia list. Easy to scare that girl)

So Hermione screaming and jumping on chairs and tables to get away from the little mouse and Draco being the gentleman laughs.

And laughs until Hermione, throws her shoe after him commanding him to get rid of the mouse.

Which leaves us to the current situation; Hansel wants more cheese because of his near-to-death experience.

Huff near-to-death my ass.

"Squeak cheese squeak squeak!" The mouse exclaims angrily.

Taking all the foul words that Hansel used he simply said:

I want cheese

So of course I give him some and throw him out telling him to leave me the hell alone.

I get aggressive when people ask me so rudely for food. It's just so disrespectful!

Getting the hint Hansel runs off and in comes a flushed Hermione and Draco.

Wonder what they've been doing eh?

"I suppose you had fun?" I ask Malfoy looking from him to Hermione.

"What do you mean? It was detention," Malfoy says avoiding my eyes.

You would think that he was better at lying then that! Maybe it's just because I'm a cat and he doesn't really feel comfortable around me.

Nah can't be, we played chess together!

I know! He probably hasn't gotten over the fact that I won!

"Aha, and you two are just so flushed from scrubbing floors?" I ask with a knowing smile, or I think it looks knowing. From the looks from Hermione it's not even close.

"Yeah, it's hard work" Malfoy says defensively.

"I'm going to bed," Hermione says finally giving up on understanding what we're talking about. "Have a nice chat" she adds and gives Malfoy a kiss on the cheek before running up to her room.

"Goodnight," Malfoy says after her with a cheeky grin (I think the mouse is rubbing off on me with all the cheese..)

I give Malfoy a look and raise both my eyebrows. Wait do I even have eyebrows?

Malfoy doesn't notice, just walks up to his room with a dreamy look on his face.

Teenagers and their hormones.

I think he and Hermione are getting awfully close.

---Next Morning

"MALFOY WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SOCKS!"

Maybe I was wrong about the close thing

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A/N: Hey! I'm so sorry for the extremely short update! I tried to make it as long as possible but I just went short of ideas.

Thanks to: Emi-Bum, Blackness Angel, Novacaine Junkie, silverkonekotsukari, Sienna, ellieo, beachbabe12, Heiress-To-The-Dark-Throne, musicalbballgal and FlairVerona for the reviews!

Special note to:

Novacaine Junkie: I'm killing you with the love thingie? Aw come on you can handle it:P

Emi-Bum: Aw! I sure hope you didn't wake anybody up!

Blackness Angel: Though I am in a country that practically is made of wool I don't have any right here, so sorry to disappoint you lol. Good luck with your story!

Silverkonekotsukari: Awesome name! Anyways thank you so much for the beautiful words! Illogical, insane, crazy…

Sienna: Yeah the time difference is so weird! I cannot believe that you're in spring while I'm stuck in autumn!

Beachbabe12: Of course he completed! He is after all Agent Crookshanks right? Lol.

Heiress-To-The-Dark-Throne: I was thinking of putting some Arnold Swarzenegger somewhere… I'll be back! Lol.

Review! -Boogie